Saturday, October 25, 2014

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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It’s Friday Funnies once more, and Joe Public has been in touch. It seems his marriage may be in trouble – apparently his wife has given him a suggestion for a Christmas present: I think he should get his own back… And the kids can help, as well: It’s down here: And if that doesn’t work, a nice romantic gesture ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another edition of Friday Funnies. I saved £463 on my car insurance today. Now I’ve just got to hope that I don’t get pulled over in the next 12 months. Have you ever felt like this? This should cheer you up: Or if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, and have more space: The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just ... Read More »

Open Thread 13-10-2014

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This weeks Open Thread. I’m going to throw this one in to get things rolling: It was posted at Watts Up with That And Caratcus has been attempting to emulate Max’s Photoshop skills: More like the size of his “Little White Lies”… Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome, once more. Before getting started I am going to get a few things off my chest. This weekly collection of pictures, jokes and other material is described as “Funny”. Granted, some don’t always agree, but nonetheless, the general idea is to put a smile on your faces (and mine). So from now on I’m going to insist that comments ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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To start Friday Funnies this week, here is a simple questionnaire: Whilst “The Fappenning” rattles on, the small matter of security seems appropriate… I wonder if my bank will let me access my account so easily?   Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.“Johnny, if there were five birds ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another edition of Friday Funnies. Unfortunately I’ve strained my back, and have difficulty bending down to tie my shoelaces. However, help is at hand: I felt it only fair to return the favour afterwards…   I was having sex with a girl and I pulled out and came. She said, “What the fuck, I wanted you to cum ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Sorry for the late posting of Friday Funnies this week, but I couldn’t stop laughing at the news that Alex Salmond has quit. This seems to have affected him rather badly: He’s not the only one suffering… What was that George Silver was saying about vote rigging?   Yesterday was a unique day in Scotland’s history. The vast majority of ... Read More »

Thank Fuck For That!

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“I won’t be here forever” So says our dear leader. Good – you’ve done enough damage, you socialist bastard, and the sooner you fuck off and allow a real conservative to take your place the better. Anyway, the reason for posting is that Caratacus sent me this “modified” picture from the Mail story. With permission I include his thoughts about ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies.  I’m having “tech” issues again… Missing a TV program is annoying, but having my banking compromised would be much worse: Some people are never satisfied… He should have gone to his local frozen food store: You might need to look closely at this picture – on the left hand side… I’m not entirely sure ... Read More »

Open Thread 08-09-2014

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This weeks Open Thread. Let me set the ball rolling for a change – there’s a report in the Mail suggesting that both Camoron & Militwat may have to quit if Scotland votes for independence. Labour would lose 41 Scottish MP’s, who they currently rely on, and Call-Me-Dave would face melina kanakaredes pokies huge pressure to step down from his ... Read More »

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