I’ve seen a programme on telly about research the Yanks are doing on making troops and their equipment invisible (or nearly so), such that the enemy can’t spot them or get a radar lock to fire missiles. I reckon I can save them a bunch of money. Regular readers will probably be aware that I drive a decrepit old Fiat Panda – well I’m convinced it’s now become invisible to other road users. Either that or it’s gained a secret homing beacon which invites them to cut me up for no reason, or just pull out in front when I’m 50 yards away….
I feel like borrowing my nephews Land Rover 90 for a few days, and seeing if they still do the same. What it is wrong with drivers now? Just because I’m in a small, older car doesn’t give me any less right to use Her Majesty’s highway. Unlike the 10% or whatever of illegal vehicles around, it’s taxed, MOT’d and insured, so I have MORE rights than some.
There’s no point the authorities wasting money on “Think Bike” campaigns, if the tossers cocooned in their reinforced, airbag protected, electronically controlled “personal mobility devices” can’t be bothered to look out the fucking window….
I’m going to get a set of these: