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New Car For Chris Huhne

Perhaps Chris Huhne should consider putting in a bid for this car here. Ideal for avoiding all those nasty speed cameras, subsequent fines for exceeding the speed limit and that rather annoying problem of who you are going to persuade to take those points for you. Btw, is that legal? I thought you might know. You being a Cabinet Minister and all.

The car’s just a suggestion Chris and there’s still time to put in a bid if you’re interested. The auction isn’t until Sunday and the guide price of £1.2 million would be a mere snip for a man of your means …. Huhne’s Under The Hammer …. I would say.

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16 comments

  1. I want the new Jag! 0-60 in 3.5 secs, top speed of 200 mph, and it is so green it is exempt road tax and also the Congestion Charge in London!

    I wanted to buy one but the wife said, “no way at £900,000 we can use the money for better things”.

    Only kidding – not about the price, just about whether I could buy one :-)

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    • Captain Haddock

      “Congestion Charge in London” .. that phrase always makes me smile ..

      It doesn’t matter how “green” a car is, by its very presence, it must add to the congestion on the Capital’s roads .. unless, we’re specifically talking about congestion of the lungs ..

      In which case, virtually every motor vehicle would have to be prohibited ..

      Just another cash-raising, motorist-bashing Tax ..

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  2. Captain Haddock

    They’re coming to get you Huhne, be scared .. be very scared ..

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  3. Now this is what happens when you start honking at former members of the Bullingdon Club. I did think when Huhne hauled his willy out and started waving it at Gideon across the cabinet table that he really ought to watch his back…

    Still, couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke. Po-faced twat. Anything that will stop the bastard whining on about bloody windmills is fine by me.

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    • Captain Haddock

      Thing is “C” that throughout his life Huhne has treated other people with utter contempt & rubbed them up the wrong way ..

      From what I’ve read about him, his self-importance, huge ego & mega pomposity have made him a multitude of enemies ..

      If he goes down, I doubt there will be many whose first instinct is sympathy ..

      And when any PM claims “He/She has my full support” .. you just know he/she is about to get the Spanish Archer (El Bow) in short order ..

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      • Yep Captain, you can just hear the old yataghan bayonet being applied to the whetstone preparatory to being slipped twixt the ribs hehehe :)

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  4. The devious, lying, egotistical, pompous, Lefty cunt’s on borrowed time now – oh, what joy! :-D

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    • Captain Haddock

      “Psssst .. Wanna buy some very expensive but totally useless bird mincers” ? … :)

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    • If I didn’t know better Spidey I’d say there was just a hint of schadenfreude there :)

      I wonder which towering intellect from the depleted ranks of the 25th Libdem Foot and Mouth is being lined up to replace the oleaginous bollock-brain?

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      • Captain Haddock

        Let’s face it “C” .. they’ve plenty of equally useless & obnoxious tossers to choose from ..

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      • And if I didn’t know better, C, I’d say you were right!

        Schadenfreude?……. little me?…….. surely not! :-D

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    • That’s fucking right Spidey …. him and another couple of hundred MPs!

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  5. Captain Haddock

    Max .. you might like to consider re-naming this thread “Taxi for Chris Huhne” … :)

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