I really don’t know where to start with this one but here goes ….
Did anyone catch Nadine Dorries today, pushing her ‘girls are to blame, boys will be boys, so keep your knees together you slappers’ sex education bill. No. Well, I can’t say I blame you for giving it a miss. What an absolute farce. Shock horror … seven year old girls putting condoms on bananas and the newsagents shops are all full of porno mags. FFS woman, what planet are you on, what year are you living in? Have you never been on the internet? And what good is a sex-ed bill only aimed at 13-16 year old girls going to do anyway.
Chris ‘twat in a pair of y-fronts‘ Bryant, had this to say at one point in the debate … ‘Of course, I am a gay man, so I am not exactly an expert on heterosexual sex or sex with girls. However, I say to her that this is the daftest piece of legislation that I have seen brought forward.’
To be honest, I have to agree with him … what total bollocks.
And, apart from anything else, has that inarticulate fuckwit ever spoken before. I don’t mean in public. Just spoken. Fuck me, she couldn’t string a coherrent sentence together if her life depended on it [see clip above and if you haven't already lost the will to live, you probably will after watching it]. Perhaps she’s breaking in a brain for a hamster. And … yet another thing … who the hell does she think she is taking the moral high ground anyway. Remember this !
It just goes to show that the alternative vote referendum we’re all having is a total, utter, waste of time, money and energy. Voting #No2AV or #Yes2AV will make no difference whatsoever to what, or who, gets voted into that Westminster bubble. Once they have your vote, they’ll discard you like a used condom and banana combo that’s just been sexed up by a seven year old … and do whatever the fuck they want.
And the best bit …. yes, the fucking best bit is … 522 out of the 650 sitting MPs in the HoC couldn’t even be bothered to turn up and vote on the bill. Which, incidentally was carried by six votes. And you fuckwits want me to decide between between #No2AV and #Yes2AV? You’re ‘aving a feckin’ larf aren’t you! Fuck that and I’ll keep on saying this until I’m blue in the face …
“Where’s that EU Referendum that we were all promised!”.