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I really don’t know where to start with this one but here goes ….

Did anyone catch Nadine Dorries today, pushing her ‘girls are to blame, boys will be boys, so keep your knees together you slappers’ sex education bill. No. Well, I can’t say I blame you for giving it a miss. What an absolute farce. Shock horror … seven year old girls putting condoms on bananas and the newsagents shops are all full of porno mags. FFS woman, what planet are you on, what year are you living in? Have you never been on the internet? And what good is a sex-ed bill only aimed at 13-16 year old girls going to do anyway.

Chris ‘twat in a pair of y-fronts‘ Bryant, had this to say at one point in the debate … ‘Of course, I am a gay man, so I am not exactly an expert on heterosexual sex or sex with girls. However, I say to her that this is the daftest piece of legislation that I have seen brought forward.’

To be honest, I have to agree with him … what total bollocks.

And, apart from anything else, has that inarticulate fuckwit ever spoken before. I don’t mean in public. Just spoken. Fuck me, she couldn’t string a coherrent  sentence together if her life depended on it [see clip above and if you haven't already lost the will to live, you probably will after watching it]. Perhaps she’s breaking in a brain for a hamster. And … yet another thing … who the hell does she think she is taking the moral high ground anyway. Remember this !

It just goes to show that the alternative vote referendum we’re all having is a total, utter, waste of time, money and energy. Voting #No2AV or #Yes2AV will make no difference whatsoever to what, or who, gets voted into that Westminster bubble. Once they have your vote, they’ll discard you like a used condom and banana combo that’s just been sexed up by a seven year old … and do whatever the fuck they want.

And the best bit …. yes, the fucking best bit is … 522 out of the 650 sitting MPs in the HoC couldn’t even be bothered to turn up and vote on the bill. Which, incidentally was carried by six votes. And you fuckwits want me to decide between between #No2AV and #Yes2AV? You’re ‘aving a feckin’ larf aren’t you! Fuck that and I’ll keep on saying this until I’m blue in the face …

“Where’s that EU Referendum that we were all promised!”.

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  1. Democracy What Democracy http://bit.ly/kef8mv #dorries #No2AV #Yes2AV

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  2. RT @MaxFarquar: Democracy What Democracy http://bit.ly/kef8mv #dorries #No2AV #Yes2AV

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  3. “breaking in a brain for a hamster”

    Brilliant!

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  4. Don’t forget Nadine Dorries was the Trougher who expected the Taxpayer to refund her some money she claimed her landlord owed her.

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  5. Captain Haddock

    Agree totally Max ..

    Dories is a complete & utter waste of DNA ..

    As for the AV debacle .. the more spoiled ballot papers tomorrow, the better .. I know it won’t make a ha’pporth of difference .. but it will make me feel better .. ;)

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    • Mad Nad is the poster child for an early abortion. Mind you, she often sounds like someone did actually abort her brain.

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  6. Captain Haddock

    “Of course, I am a gay man, so I am not exactly an expert on heterosexual sex or sex with girls … ”

    I stand to be corrected .. but isn’t that the same thing ?

    How many other ways can the swivel-bollocked shirt-lifter find to say he likes mens arses ?

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    • Iain Dale alert!!!

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    • ‘“Of course, I am a gay man, so I am not exactly an expert on heterosexual sex or sex with girls … ”

      I stand to be corrected .. but isn’t that the same thing ?’

      Not to lesbians, it isn’t. ;-)

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  7. Here we go. The party of “small government” as they like to present themselves.

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  8. “Who the hell does she think she is taking the moral high ground anyway.”

    But Max, haven’t you realised that on becoming an MP one can immediately start behaving as a former boss of mine did – “Don’t do as I do, do as I say”

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    • Captain Haddock

      Twas ever thus MD ..

      Politicians .. the biggest collection of hypocritical bastards, the world has ever known ..

      And they have the gall to whinge about & wonder why they’re held in such contempt by the rest of us ..

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      • The first step towards a true democracy in this country will be when we start hanging a few of the cunts.

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    • Yes MD, and don’t it just boil my piss every-fucking-time. And all those dozy twats trying to decide whether to vote for or against AV are, as usual, blissfully unaware that they will be shafted either way. No KY.

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  9. AND, the lying bitch fucking lied about MPs queuing up to top themselves!

    I sat there, with a diamond-cutter, lube, and a gross of tummy-wipes and NOT A SINGLE MP KILLED HIM OR HERSELF!

    She is a lying cunt and should be shot to death. Twice. Then hung. Then fed to the fucking prawns. Then killed again.

    I have never been so disafuckingpointed in my entire life.

    Cunt!

    CR.

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    • Captain Haddock

      Aww, c’mon Ranty, old chap …

      One mustn’t expect any member of that weapons-grade shower of shite to demonstrate the least iota of “leadership” or “example” of how one ought to behave (unless one is looking for expert lessons in corruption, putrefaction & mendacity) ..

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    • “I sat there, with a diamond-cutter, lube, and a gross of tummy-wipes and NOT A SINGLE MP KILLED HIM OR HERSELF!”
      Sheer poetry CR … and I share your disappoint too. Obviously ;-(

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    • “Should be shot to death. Twice. Then hung. Then fed to the fucking prawns. Then killed again.”

      I trust you will have her resuscitated in between each shooting?

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  10. Imagine how irritated I am when Dorries goes in to her ‘speaking on behalf of women’ act. There are so many outright lies from Dorries and some pure idiocy from Bryant, but he did say one thing which needed picking up on:

    “The level of teenage pregnancy in my constituency is probably higher than in the hon. Lady’s, because the map of high teenage pregnancy figures is the map of poverty in this country. “

    Yes it is. There are two ways to deal with that.

    1) Put proper education – Maths, English, Science, History, Languages – back in prime position because so long as these children are kept in ignorance, they will be kept in poverty.

    2) Stop making pregnancy a shortcut to a flat and benefits, which only entrenches the lack of education and hence poverty. There are ways of supporting young women who become pregnant without turning it in to a lifestyle choice.

    Dorries is to sex as Bryant is to benefits; obsessed. The only difference is Dorries thinks people should have less sex whereas Bryant thinks people should have more benefits.

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