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UK 2011 Census Data Hacked

Remember those reassurances from the UK government that the mandatory 2011 UK Census data would be treated with the utmost security? ‘There is a lot of misinformation in the media.’ said the Office of National Statistics, at the time and ‘No one gets access to the records. Any personal information is kept secret, we don’t share it with people and we have a 200 year record for keeping the census information secure’.

So there’s no way that anyone’s personal data will be hacked then.

Oh Really? Well take a look at this ….

Greetings Internets,

We have blissfully obtained records of every single citizen who gave their records to the security-illiterate UK government for the 2011 census. We’re keeping them under lock and key though… so don’t worry about your privacy (…until we finish re-formatting them for release)

Myself and the rest of my Lulz shipmates will then embark upon a trip to ThePirateBay with our beautiful records for your viewing pleasure!

Ahoy! Bwahahaha… >:]

Cap’n Pierre “Lulz” Dubois

LINKS:
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6467131/Bethesda_internal_data

BONUS ROUND! SENATE.GOV!
http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/senate.gov.txt

 

Bwahahaha, indeed!

Oh, and who can forget all those threats of huge fines which awaited anyone who choose not to hand over all their personal information to some anonymous data centre or other?

I’d rather pay the fine, wouldn’t you.

It appears that I’m one of the lucky ones then. They didn’t get any data from Max Farquar.

2011 uk census data hacked

Btw, I’ve scoured the MSM for any news about the Census hack, or for any quotes of comfort for all the sheeple, from the government and/or Office of National Statistics. Nothing. Hmmm, I guess that’ll be a classic case of ‘Keep calm and carry on’, then .

On the other hand ….

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13 comments

  1. I was larfing my bollocks off when I saw this, Max. I’m likewise happy to report that no data pertaining to any of the Earwigs was compromised, either. And I know this for a fact, too! Teeheehee!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

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  2. karlosfandango1

    Thank you Max – am still pissing myself as I type – Must get stocked up with popcorn, it’s gonna be very entertaining !

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  3. I’m kinda pleased that I told them to fuck right off.

    I haven’t heard a peep since I said “Sure, I’ll come to court. But it will cost you 1000 ounces of silver. Per hour”.

    So much for “The data won’t be seen for 100 years.” Was it even 100 days before the boys hacked it all?

    CR.

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  4. Could this be the miscreant?

    http://pastebin.com/7PSwG8vR

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    • Yes, that’s an interesting one too … obviously quite a bit of kidology going on at the moment. Who to believe,eh.

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  5. Do keep me informed – I would love to get my hands on that data!!

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  6. Woman on a Raft

    Ryan Cleary has been a documented pain in the backside since 2008, if these comments are anything to go by.

    http://mikeabundo.com/2008/08/23/ryan-cleary-ddos-extortionist/comment-page-1/#comments

    It appears that police weren’t all that interested so, finally, somebody has alleged that he has cracked some systems they do care about and handed the police the contact details. Whether the allegation is true hardly matters; old scores are being settled. It ain’t wise to attack 4Chan, run off with peoples’ money or post nekkid pictures of them. His peer group do not rate his skills as highly as the intelligence agencies appear to.

    His family are not usually associated with the intelligensia but I suppose he might be one of those freak geniuses – although I somehow doubt it.

    http://www.thisistotalessex.co.uk/Mum-fined-letting-son-grow-drug-plants/story-12630503-detail/story.html

    Ms Connelly stated that Cleary* and his mother both claimed incapacity benefit of £94 per fortnight and that they both suffered from agoraphobia, a fear of public or unfamiliar places.

    *Older brother. Apparently, the Clearys think that Australia is still taking convicts as they have expressed a wish to re-locate there, although how this fits with the plea in mitigation that they are afraid of unfamiliar places, I can’t work out. Still, at least Ryan has a solicitor ready to go. The peer group think of Ryan as ‘rich’, which is not all that likely, although Wickford is what you’d call ‘comforably off’. It’s not Basildon, but then neither is it Brentwood. Other famous inhabitants of the area include Lord “because I’m worth it” Hanningfield at ‘West Hanningfield’ (a field just outside Wickford) and the travellers’ camp (a dump just outside Wickford).

    Never mind the cracking or what ever – why are we paying incap? I sez, put the little sod(s) to work and make them pay for their mum’s biscuit habit. Damn right to destroy the cultivation equipment – that woman has the worst case of munchies I’ve ever seen.

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  7. Anyone stupid enough to have filled in that form asks for all they get. Grow a spine, tell the Government to fuck off out of your life. A minuscule chance of a thousand pound fine and a criminal record? Ha ha ha ha ha.

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  8. Fuck the Injunctions

    lulzsec have said they will only release the ‘data’ after they have tweeted about it first.

    As for poor Master Cleary he was just an MI6 Pawn.

    And yes they have known about ‘Ryan’ for some time and even the hackers were suspicious of him

    http://www.chronicle.su/news/world-news/ryan-cleary-anonymous-infiltrator-now-official-leader-of-anonymous-amid-post-civil-war-fugue/

    Oh and why the fuck has no one mentioned that the company in charge of the 2011 Census was ‘LOCKHEED MARTIN’ ? A fucking US Military Arms company ????

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  9. If you don’t stick to the truth you have to have a good memory , still I hope I can recognize mine when they are published .

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  10. Likewise, they have no information from or about me (legally) and I won’t be paying their fine either.

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  11. ps, could I add “cunts” ?

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  12. I’m not a census supporter but it seems to me there were a lot of people very quick to announce the claimed hack and rather slow to publicize the denial from Lulzec and the fact that there was indeed no hack. In fact many chose to ignore this. Let’s not allow the facts to get in the way of a good story eh?

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