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Swift Justice For The Looters

David Cameron has spoken and, rather amazingly, we’re already beginning to see some swift justice dished out to the dirty little scrotes and scrotesses that have been robbing and thieving their way up and down the high streets of the UK, over the last few days … bringing a whole new meaning to the term ‘window shopping’.

No messing, said Dave. If you’re old enough to do the crime then you’re old enough to face the punishment. It will be harsh. Examples will be made, Dave said. Time to stamp out all this kind of behaviour, said Dave. We’re coming down hard on everyone involved, Dave said. No exceptions, said Dave, sporting that freshly airbrushed ‘stern’ look that he seems to have acquired.

david cameron hoodies looting looters youths

So, WTF do you call 10 weeks and 16 weeks in prison … as a punishment for the first 2 adults that have passed through Cameron’s ‘that’ll teach the bros’ justice system. Hardly ‘lock ‘em up and throw away the key’ material is it. They’ll be out in 5 and 8. Maximum. About the length of a decent holiday in Italy  for a PM. Hardly a life changing punishment that’ll fit the crime. And then there’s the 14 year old girl who has been ‘handed down’ a … wait for it … youth supervision order, or some such description. WTF is that? Some kind of state paid babysitting service or other. Does she still get to choose which DVD to watch?

Oh FFS!

David Cameron. All talk. No real substance. No real action.

No change there then.

Ok, so this latest problem is not entirely of his making, it’s a direct result of the 13 years of New Labour government. We all know that. However … hug-a-hoodie Dave had the perfect opportunity to actually show some backbone, for once in his arrogantly airbrushed life.

Rather predictably, he’s completely blown it.

Justice?

Do me a favour … just fuck off back to your holiday villa and stay there, Camermong and take that Mayor Mongy of London twat with you, while you’re at it.

And another thing, while we’re on the subject of justice. Can someone please remind me who the Justice Secretary is? I’ve totally forgotten his name. Maybe it’s because he seems to have disappeared off the face of the planet. Yes, he must have done. No other reason why he wouldn’t be front and centre at a time like this, eh.

In the meantime, this upstanding member of the public has the right idea :

I looted it from Groompy Tom’s place. Innit.
And thanks to Cap’n H for sending in the top image. I shan’t ask the bro which high street store he got it from … duya get me ;-)

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  1. karl hawksworth

    Bravo Max – Well put !

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    • better put than you put things Karl Hawksworth !!

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  2. The birch , simple , cheap , quick to administer . Cut out all the complicated system of social workers , psychiatrists , probation officers , costly prison holidays and the pyramid of bureaucrats and legal carrion who feed off it . Whereas the moronic retards view an electronic tag or a short prison sentence as a badge of honor , the inability to sit down or walk for a couple of weeks will not earn them much street cred . During a situation such as the present , with the numbers involved , dispense with the court system and leave it to the judgement of the senior local police officer. To sum up , catch them , thrash them , throw them back out on the street , no need to even record it . I don’t know if its still on , but do an internet search of the countries where they still use the birch , its not something that invites repeat offenders .

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    • Bollocks, let the EDL sort it out. Grant them “extraordinary powers” in the light of the circumstances and we can do away with lazy-arsed coppers forever. Save a fortune in wages and pensions, that would.

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      • I think that vigilantism is good for an immediate response to an emergency situation but long term , no matter how noble the sentiment , would deteriorate into gang warfare .

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        • It’s part of the trouble in Baghdad, with no police around the various communities set up their own protection militias who then started fighting each other.

          Our Sikh community were rightly praised for mobilising and protecting their Temples with swords and baseball bats as were Pakistani, Turkish and Kurd shopkeepers yet when about 200 middle aged white men did the same in Eltham our brave Police managed to muster 1,000 Officers to send them on their way after labelling them ‘racist extremists’.

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    • Seconded !

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    • The Birch, Singapore-style, like this, you mean:-

      http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c9_1304013159

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      • Yes , how many 40″ televisions is that worth ?

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        • I think I’d donate 1 or 2 to be a spectator.

          How about you?

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          • Wielding that stick would be good therapy for the shopkeepers put out of business or the people who lost their homes .

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          • Make it a public spectacle we need some return for the taxes we pay , and one way or another it will be the taxpayer who foots the bill for this little lot .

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      • They turned him the wrong side, he should have been turned 180 degrees around.

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  3. BTW, Comoron looks a bit puffy and out of shape in this shot, Max. Have you been at it with the Photoshop? No? Thought not. The cunt’s been stuffing his fat face with pizza, pesto and ice cream whilst slumming it in Italy AT OUR EXPENSE. Get a more capacious suit, you fat, worthless fuck and stick the bill for it on your OWN credit card this time, you phony, thieving, treasonous cunt!

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    • I only noticed the photoshopping when going back to look after reading Earwigs post.
      Very subtle, very funny.

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  4. I don’t know on what grounds the PM or the police were making promises of harsh sentences. There is a separation of powers in England, you can’t really get away from that fact. The meagre sentences are risible, but then sentences in England for all sort of violent crimes have for a while been risible. I assume whoever hands them down is acting within guidelines and on available evidence. So I think the PM has done himself a disservice promising what is not really in his power to deliver.

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  5. I saw dave’s speech, and it was pathetic. I’m sure they were all quaking in their stolen boots. At least the residents of the communities are banding together and giving the feral scum the beatdowns they deserve. I have some vids and good pics over my way, if you’re interested ;-)

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  6. On the plus side, they made the magistrates work all night and there are plenty of backup magistrates who could be called in. No matter how weedy the sentences, the point is being made that conviction itself will be swift.

    That’s a good start. Any behavioural psychologist will tell you that swift response maximizes the effect. Basically, Neodsa is correct; an instant birching has more effect than waiting months and then imposing a custodial zentence. As we aren’t using Mr Swishy, the next best thing is to quickly cart people to prison and release them only when they’ve scraped up the fines.

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  7. Zentence? You know what I mean.

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    • Yeah .. we know WOAR ..

      It was for the benefit of our West Country readership .. ;)

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      • That’s amazing, Captain. How did you know I’ve been at the Daphne du Maurier and Fowey porn?

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        • Coz for a goodly part of my service, I was stationed (at various times) in Deb’n & Zummerzet .. and learned the lingua franca, my bird .. ;)

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  8. Anyone caught looting should have had leg broken-( outside just below knee) then refused hospital treatment.
    -Takes longer than 8 weeks to mend.

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    • Great idea – not. Recipe for creating yet another welfare claimant, beggar or thief (assuming they weren’t one in the first place).

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  9. The first peaceful night thus far of the whole rotten business – thanks to the EDL policing our streets. That’s true public service, folks: putting yourself out for your fellows and seeking no reward in return.

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  10. ComfortablyNumb

    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions is down at present due to the huge influx of visitors who want to sign the petition to cut benefits from convicted rioters!

    This shows how frustrated we all are about these c**ts (my mother doesn’t like me using that word!) and that we all know that very little action will be taken.

    Personally, I would cut it for life and the benefits of their parents too. Maybe that will encourage them to work for a living.

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  11. “You loot, we shoot”

    Catchy eh? I’m thinking of putting it on a t-shirt…

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  12. ComfortablyNumb

    Think we should all get green tshirts and shout ‘I’m Spartacus’ if the plod tray to arrest the guy for assault.

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  13. David Cameron is a cunt.

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    • Now that’s a good logo for a T-Shirt .. ;)

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    • As Professor Stanley Unwin may have said (if he were still with us),

      “Here we have-and-to-hold the Primo Ministerial – outstandifold in the cunticlappers”

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  14. LOL. Just noticed the photo used.

    Guaranteed the Right Honourable Members or dicks as I like to call them will fail to deal with the why, and embark on some scheme that in the end affect us all and suppresses us further – talk of stopping people communicating…

    There does appear to be a festering out-of-control, poorly educated underclass, with little or no respect for anything, including themselves. That didn’t happen overnight.

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  15. Good for votes.

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  16. Just a quick one , ” policing by consent ” I’ve heard that mentioned a few times lately , WTF is it meant to mean? Those of us who toe the line get nannied morning noon and night whilst those who don’t are excused ? I would have hoped that the authorities are there to impose the law on all those who have no regard for it . Sometimes I wonder if the ineffectual talking shop we laughingly call a government has let thing go so far that they have a tiger by the tail and really dare not take the steps necessary to put things right .

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  17. In keeping w/ the great and funny pic you put up top,
    someone just made a VIDEO in that light!
    Put up at my place, you’ll LOVE it.

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    • Brilliant , as was the one above it .

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  18. ‘They’ get them all in the end……………even the so called Tories.

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  19. Unfortunately you are as stupid as the rioters Max !! ” its all Labours fault ? ” WTF are you on !! I was working when Thatcher was handing out millions to the fat lazy rich slobs and making all small poor self employed men ” Me” bankrupt as all the conservatives care about is the rich. Did labour cause the famine and the tsunami ? you possibly think so don’t you and they definitely caused the world economy to crash. You twat !!! Dont give the rioting scum any ammunition to make what they do seem as a result of something, it is a result of being thick and a waste of space and nothing to do with any government you twat ….

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