David Cameron has spoken and, rather amazingly, we’re already beginning to see some swift justice dished out to the dirty little scrotes and scrotesses that have been robbing and thieving their way up and down the high streets of the UK, over the last few days … bringing a whole new meaning to the term ‘window shopping’.
No messing, said Dave. If you’re old enough to do the crime then you’re old enough to face the punishment. It will be harsh. Examples will be made, Dave said. Time to stamp out all this kind of behaviour, said Dave. We’re coming down hard on everyone involved, Dave said. No exceptions, said Dave, sporting that freshly airbrushed ‘stern’ look that he seems to have acquired.
So, WTF do you call 10 weeks and 16 weeks in prison … as a punishment for the first 2 adults that have passed through Cameron’s ‘that’ll teach the bros’ justice system. Hardly ‘lock ‘em up and throw away the key’ material is it. They’ll be out in 5 and 8. Maximum. About the length of a decent holiday in Italy for a PM. Hardly a life changing punishment that’ll fit the crime. And then there’s the 14 year old girl who has been ‘handed down’ a … wait for it … youth supervision order, or some such description. WTF is that? Some kind of state paid babysitting service or other. Does she still get to choose which DVD to watch?
David Cameron. All talk. No real substance. No real action.
No change there then.
Ok, so this latest problem is not entirely of his making, it’s a direct result of the 13 years of New Labour government. We all know that. However … hug-a-hoodie Dave had the perfect opportunity to actually show some backbone, for once in his arrogantly airbrushed life.
Rather predictably, he’s completely blown it.
Do me a favour … just fuck off back to your holiday villa and stay there, Camermong and take that
Mayor Mongy of London twat with you, while you’re at it.
And another thing, while we’re on the subject of justice. Can someone please remind me who the Justice Secretary is? I’ve totally forgotten his name. Maybe it’s because he seems to have disappeared off the face of the planet. Yes, he must have done. No other reason why he wouldn’t be front and centre at a time like this, eh.
In the meantime, this upstanding member of the public has the right idea :
I looted it from Groompy Tom’s place. Innit.
And thanks to Cap’n H for sending in the top image. I shan’t ask the bro which high street store he got it from … duya get me ;-)