How exciting. The John Bercow Coat of Arms.
A mere snip at only £17,000.
I’ll leave you to decide what the various motifs are supposed to represent.
Enjoy …
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How exciting. The John Bercow Coat of Arms.
A mere snip at only £17,000.
I’ll leave you to decide what the various motifs are supposed to represent.
Enjoy …
Original HERE
The John Bercow Coat Of Arms You Didn't See > http://t.co/mtpRdToO #symbolism
The John Bercow Coat Of Arms You Didn't See > http://t.co/mtpRdToO #symbolism
The John Bercow Coat Of Arms You Didn't See > http://t.co/mtpRdToO #symbolism
Ha ha .. brilliant Max .. sums him up to a “T” ..
Pity a reference to the old slapper who married him (but only cos she fancied owning a talking Dildo) couldn’t be worked into it somehow .. ;)
“… worked into it … ” Ha, ha!
She is kinda represented by one of the four ‘snout’ plaques … one for each of the troughing Bercow family ;-)
Ahhh .. “snout plates” .. that explains much, I was struggling to identify the relevance of the aliens from the old Cadbury’s “Smash” Ads .. ;)
genius absofuckinglootly genius. Oh thats the yearly wage of a supporter worker with the disabled
And then there was the new portrait that he also unveiled today … total cost £37,000. Looks like we’re still ‘all in it together’ then, eh. *sigh*
Very cutting, as usual Max.
The first thought that sprang to mind was Snakes and Ladders, I wonder why?
Nice work as ever, Max. You just forgot the Star of David; that’s all.
I’m still pissing myself over the Rasher family crest you posted here a while back. Every now and then in a half empty rail carriage I’ll suddenly think of it and burst out laughing for no apparent reason, much to the alarm of my fellow passengers. :-)
Wiggy .. I suppose the ladder could represent “Jacob’s ladder” (or the fact that he’s a social-climbing little cunt) ..
And the heraldic artist appears to have added one two many balls ..
Maybe a tattered 1/2 inch of skin, hanging from one of the olde-tyme “Essex Boys” Seaxes would suffice ? .. ;)
Tee-hee, skip! :-D
Actually, our “heraldic artist” could have placed a bag containing 30 pieces of silver at the bottom of the ladder to good effect, but I guess this would be rather tricky to portray in practice, even for such a notable artiste as our genial host.
Max, don’t be surprised if they start requiring ID for every new copy of Photoshop sold. ;-)
Bugger – you beat me to it with the 30 pieces of silver Wiggy :-)
But I was wondering whether the ladder rampant might be alluding to the tattered stockings of Mrs B after one of her more energetic liaisons …
ID? Hmmmm, do you think they’ll let me knock one up on photoshop …. bwaahahahaha!
Ah yes, the Rancid Rasher from Redditch … good to know it still manages to raise a smile or two. Incidentally, back in the early days of MF, there was a small feature on the John Bercow T-Shirt which ‘fans’ of the arrogant Squeaker seemed to enjoy > http://wp.me/p1sn8E-L ;-)
BTW, I’m firing up the photoshop firing squad tomorrow. NO. Really. So I thought I’d do a quick straw poll as to who you’d like to see face it first. Just leave your suggestions in the comments here and I’ll see what I can do ;-)
I honestly think you’ll have great difficulty with Cameron, Clegg & Osborne .. they’re just so bland & instantly forgettable .. They quite simply lack either memorable physical features or demonstrable mannerisms .. its almost as if they were manufactured clones in some hideous experiment ..
If their faces weren’t in the MSM every day, I suspect very few people would be able to describe them ..
Even the great impressionists from Peter Goodright to Alastair McGowan would have struggled to “take-off” these three ..
The John Bercow Coat Of Arms that you won't see in the HoC > http://t.co/mtpRdToO #squeaker
Platform heels, love it Max, funny as fuck!
As to the firing squad there are just too many targets…surprise me!
How about “our president” – the unelected Van Rumpouy? His mug as-is requires no treatment since he already resembles a Satan-worshiping paedophile. Bit like the Pope, come to think of it!
How about a picture of a pin (small prick) alongside five fingers.
Underneath:- “Pipinna Onanism Mea Religio”
Hey Earwig. My thoughts entirely.
Every time I see the Pope I can’t help thinking that he captures perfectly the flavour of the word “EVIL”.
Have you ever seen such an evil looking bastard.
Yup:
http://www.gilad.co.uk/storage/tony_blair.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1271843289907
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You just gotta do jingle jangle jimmy.
Can we please have the Ballses in the firing squad Max…..it would make an old man very happy. Cheers!
Of course, to be truly authentic and all-inclusive .. the armorial bearings should have prominently featured a caravan ..
Since he’s sharing his old slapper with a pikey (whether he likes it or not) .. ;)
Well if the short-arsed little cunt submits expenses for re-tarmacing the West entrance at a cost of 10000000000m quid then at least we’ll know whose tranny-look-a-like’s bit of rough undertook the job!
ha ha this is very funny thank you for making me laff
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