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Microdave’s Friday Funnies – Request Edition

A couple of comments from my Daily Mail thread earlier this week:

George Silver said “Can we have more tits and bums now Max.”

You had a big Latin American arse last week so, for now, you’ll have to make do with a pair of tits:

Then Earwig said “How about a camel’s foot just for a change, Dave?”

Here you go…

The ever resourceful Joe Public sent this in …
(I’m not sure if it’s actually about his own experiences, though…):

My mom was compiling her CD with church pics, but it wouldn’t work on her computer, so she put it in mine.
Now, the last thing I watched on Windows Media Player was hardcore lesbian porn that got into the action right away.  So mom puts her CD into my computer, opens up WMP and ……. the porn starts playing.  When I realized what was happening I was like “oh fuck”, but then….. she goes berserk, she was screaming “THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!”  and she took out a HAMMER and smashed the fucking CD. It was the best thing ever – not only was I completely off the hook,
you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit.

I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us.

Both George Silver and Michael O thought this chap ought to be running the country:


He’s certainly got more brains & balls than the Camermong!

Talking of balls – this would be an ideal beverage for Yvette Cooper and many other members of HM opposition:

After that lot I feel decidedly unclean – this should help cleanse me of any unpleasant thoughts…

Despite that I needed a few stiff drinks afterwards.  Unfortunately I ended up feeling rather the worse for wear, and sought some professional advice:

It it was any good it would have given me directions to here:

And to all those interfering busybodies that Leg-iron and Bucko are always complaining about, take some (free) advice:

In case Earwig thinks I’ve gone completely crazy – I suspect what he really meant earlier was “Camel -TOE”:

Enjoy your weekend.

MD

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11 comments

  1. oh yes………..weekend here we are. Quite simply quality and what a fucking toe you found!
    Enjoy your weekend
    :)

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    • Fuggin’ ‘ell. Some cunt once said, “be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.” Thank God I’ve had a stiff drink or two tonight!

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  2. What a great start to the weekend! One of the best ever MD. Good man!

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    • Absolutely .. You’ve excelled yourself this week MD .. Thanks

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  3. Thanks for the reminder – I’ll go and pour myself one now.

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  4. Good man. A lot of bounce in this week’s effort.

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  5. That’s made my weekend thanks!

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  6. I often heard about Camel shagging but never really believed it because I thought you would have to use a step ladder and the Camel might just walk away. Now I realise from studying carefully the above helpful pictures of the Camel’s foot and the Camel’s toe that those of that particular persuasion obviously get the Camel to give them a hand-job. Looks bloody dangerous though.

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