A couple of comments from my Daily Mail thread earlier this week:
George Silver said “Can we have more tits and bums now Max.”
You had a big Latin American arse last week so, for now, you’ll have to make do with a pair of tits:
Then Earwig said “How about a camel’s foot just for a change, Dave?”
Here you go…
The ever resourceful Joe Public sent this in …
(I’m not sure if it’s actually about his own experiences, though…):
My mom was compiling her CD with church pics, but it wouldn’t work on her computer, so she put it in mine.
Now, the last thing I watched on Windows Media Player was hardcore lesbian porn that got into the action right away. So mom puts her CD into my computer, opens up WMP and ……. the porn starts playing. When I realized what was happening I was like “oh fuck”, but then….. she goes berserk, she was screaming “THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!” and she took out a HAMMER and smashed the fucking CD. It was the best thing ever – not only was I completely off the hook,
you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit.
I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us.
Both George Silver and Michael O thought this chap ought to be running the country:
Talking of balls – this would be an ideal beverage for Yvette Cooper and many other members of HM opposition:
After that lot I feel decidedly unclean – this should help cleanse me of any unpleasant thoughts…
Despite that I needed a few stiff drinks afterwards. Unfortunately I ended up feeling rather the worse for wear, and sought some professional advice:
It it was any good it would have given me directions to here:
In case Earwig thinks I’ve gone completely crazy – I suspect what he really meant earlier was “Camel -TOE”:
Enjoy your weekend.