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Christmas Future

Let’s take a look into the Max Farquar crystal ball and see what Christmas future might be like in the UK and Europe. December 2019, to be precise. Will it still be the season to be jolly? Hmmm, it doesn’t look like it and I wouldn’t be surprised if this vision were to come true a little sooner. Oh dear. I do hope I’m wrong. It’s still not too late is it? We still have time to do something about it … don’t we?

 

Tip of the hat to our Religious Correspondent, Dazed & Confused

12 Responses to “Christmas Future”

  1. Max Farquar says:

    Taking a look at Christmas in the future > http://t.co/e6vBEKiJ #ohdear

  2. Microdave says:

    Over my dead body…..

  3. Bunni says:

    Will probably happen next year, if the slimeballs have anything to say about it.

    Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls ;-)
    Happy Boxing Day, Max.

    • Max Farquar says:

      Hopefully the demise of the EU in 2012, will help to slow things down a bit ;-) Happy Boxing day to you too, or whatever you call it in your part of the world …

  4. Captain Haddock says:

    Seems to me, there’s gonna be a pile of bodies then ..

    But “they” can’t kill us all …

    Meanwhile .. “Deck the Turkey’s balls with Holly etc, etc” .. ;)

  5. It would help if the CoE could recover its backbone, not that it has seen one for about 100 years.

  6. wiggins says:

    Did you see photos of the scrummage to get into Selfridges (well named) Sale today….?
    ‘Flipflops’ leading the charge and other sundry foreigners. I thought they came here because they were skint………..

  7. Earwig says:

    We could make a start by knocking down a few mosques. They’re ugly eyesores that just don’t look right in this country. They just don’t fit in, like the cunts that visit them. Best to knock ‘em down and ship their whoreshippers back whence they came, I reckon.

  8. banned says:

    I expect the good folk of Constantinople laughed like that until the hoards of Islam overan their city, stole their stuff, raped their woman and put minarets on the Cathedral of Hagia Sofia and which they plan to do with St Peters in Rome.

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