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Where Will Santa Live

I’m not quite sure how to react to THIS :

The North Pole, once a wintery wonderland,
is no longer safe for Santa’s Workshop.

Climate change is melting the snow and ice, and the rising water is getting too close for comfort. Santa must relocate — fast — to make sure that all the nice boys and girls still have a Happy Holiday.

You can help by buying Santa the supplies he needs to land safely in a new home.

Better yet, buy them as green gifts for friends and family to show you’re thinking about them — and the planet — this holiday season.

Or THIS :

Climate change is melting the North Pole and it’s no longer safe for Santa and his Workshop. So our dear old friend is packing up the sleigh to find somewhere else to live.

You can help! Move your mouse over this website to find gifts you can buy Santa to help him set up a temporary Workshop and protect the North Pole for his return.

Of course, you’re savvy enough to know we won’t be sending actual gifts to Santa. You will receive a tax receipt for 100% of your purchase and proceeds will be used by the David Suzuki Foundation to support our critical work to protect nature and the environment from threats like climate change.

Buying these green gifts and personalized ecards on behalf of hard-to-buy-for friends or relatives on your holiday list is a great way to show you’re thinking of them — and the planet!

Act now to help Santa!

Sincere thanks,
The David Suzuki Foundation

I really don’t know whether to cry, laugh, vomit, have an apoplectic fit, tear my hair out, bang my head up the wall or just simply explode. Maybe you would like to offer the correct response after you’ve visited HERE.

Where Will Santa Live climate change relocate David Suzuki Foundation gifts
Tip of the hat to Joe Public for the heads up ;-)
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23 comments

  1. Is David Suzuki featured at Is-a-cunt yet? If not it’s probably overdue… bit like the warble gloaming actually. :)

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  2. Best thing to do Max, is simply regard it as the obvious scam it is and ignore it ..

    If people are daft enough to fall for it .. that’s their lookout ..

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  3. Where will Santa live? Easy
    In the new mega-home of Al Gore.
    That’s where the head of the AGW scam artists lives.

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  4. OK. Getting serious now………. Sorry!

    There are a few people who read Max’s blog who I sense are pissed-off with the never-ending financial crisis.

    Watch these 5 videos. It takes effort but my guess is they will change your perceptions.

    They’ve impressed me and that’s not an easy task.

    http://www.marketskeptics.com/2011/06/the-esf-and-its-history.html

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  5. I really don’t know whether to cry, laugh, vomit, have an apoplectic fit, tear my hair out, bang my head up the wall or just simply explode.

    All of the above I should think – I’ll join you!

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  6. And if the whole ‘brainwash the kids’ climate scam angle wasn’t enough, have any of you clicked on the ‘What You Receive’ tab on the webshite? This is what you see:

    What you receive

    You won’t actually receive a North Pole Snow Globe, or any of the other items on this page. You are purchasing what people call a “symbolic gift” as a means of donating money to support the work of David Suzuki Foundation.

    You will receive a lovely ecard describing your gift, which we hope you will share with a loved one this holiday season.

    You may get that warm, tingly feeling that comes with knowing you helped keep Canada cold by supporting vital work to turn back climate change. We certainly hope so.

    It’s only through the generous support of people like you that we are able to work with government, business and individuals to conserve our environment through science-based education, outreach and policy work.

    What the fucketty fuck!
    Is this even legal?

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  7. I was about six when I discovered Santa was dad, but I never let on as I thought my stocking presents would cease.

    When I was seven I had discovered where my presents were hidden, made a note of them, then wrote a letter to Santa listing that I would like same presents.

    And wondered why I got a slap next morning.

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  8. (1) Santa lives in Lapland you cunts, not the North Pole

    (2) The North Pole keeps moving as the pack ice drifts, so you might have trouble finding the workshop even if it was there

    (3) I’ve seen remains of the workshop that was there before the polar bears ate the fucking lot of them…and I have a picture to prove it!!

    …so in the interests of preserving polar bears, perhaps we could feed them the cunts at the Suzuki Foundation instead.

    Oh – and the ice isn’t melting. It receeded further than usual this year and then froze back earlier. At the other end of the planet, the ice was thicker than usual.

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  9. A request, Max. Based on your poppy-themed slogan of last month: “Does Christmas offend you? Then fuck off out of our country.”

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  10. ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!

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  11. wasn’t this guy the old man in Karate Kid 1,2,3,4,5,6?
    Wash on, wash off!
    fuck on and then fuck off and fuck off again. Luckily my kids have me as a dad so they don’t get to see this shit. Reminds me of those Telly Tubbies things. Wasn’t a great to see the little shits living so happily under great big wind turbine! Now this is brain washing at it’s most blatant

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  12. Waaaaaah! No it can’t be true? Ampers says there’s no Father Christmas. Waaaaaah! Boo Hoo.

    I don’t believe you cause I’ve just written to Santa for a big box of Silver coins.

    And he’s NOT your Dad cause I sat on his knee and he was definitely “effnick”. You see if I’m not right. Go round to Singh’s Sundries Store. He’s definitely there.

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    • Sorry for being the one to piss on yer chips George ..

      But you ought to know, there’s no “Tooth Fairy” either (with the exception of any shirt-lifting dentists) .. ;)

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  13. I’m puzzled, really puzzled.

    It was just earlier this year that the Old Pulteney publicity stunt rowers failed to get near the pole because of……………… pack-ice being much more extensive than the warmistas had predicted!

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  14. @ Ampers and George Silver – this may be appropriate…

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  15. Thanks Dave

    It brings a tear of nostalgia to an old man’s eyes.

    You fucking cunt.

    (no insult intended of course)

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  16. They don’t give up, scaring the little children, is the pits of the pits. Not for the first time, of course.

    Sickening really.

    This kind of propaganda is going on in schools, on the curriculum.

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  17. Quote from David Suzuki, who is behind this nonsense -

    “In the environmental movement . . . every time you lose a battle it’s for good, but our victories always seem to be temporary and we keep fighting them over and over again.”

    Says it all.

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  18. So I wouldn’t even get to have my “Magic Sleigh Pontoons $99.99
    Made from 100% recycled Canadian aluminum” Cunts!

    Where’s the comments box for ‘fuck off and leave me alone’?

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