I’m not quite sure how to react to THIS :
The North Pole, once a wintery wonderland,
is no longer safe for Santa’s Workshop.
Climate change is melting the snow and ice, and the rising water is getting too close for comfort. Santa must relocate — fast — to make sure that all the nice boys and girls still have a Happy Holiday.
You can help by buying Santa the supplies he needs to land safely in a new home.
Better yet, buy them as green gifts for friends and family to show you’re thinking about them — and the planet — this holiday season.
Or THIS :
Climate change is melting the North Pole and it’s no longer safe for Santa and his Workshop. So our dear old friend is packing up the sleigh to find somewhere else to live.
You can help! Move your mouse over this website to find gifts you can buy Santa to help him set up a temporary Workshop and protect the North Pole for his return.
Of course, you’re savvy enough to know we won’t be sending actual gifts to Santa. You will receive a tax receipt for 100% of your purchase and proceeds will be used by the David Suzuki Foundation to support our critical work to protect nature and the environment from threats like climate change.
Buying these green gifts and personalized ecards on behalf of hard-to-buy-for friends or relatives on your holiday list is a great way to show you’re thinking of them — and the planet!
Act now to help Santa!
The David Suzuki Foundation
I really don’t know whether to cry, laugh, vomit, have an apoplectic fit, tear my hair out, bang my head up the wall or just simply explode. Maybe you would like to offer the correct response after you’ve visited HERE.