Max Farquar

I thought we’d start the New Year off with a big bang.

Here’s an exclusive picture of a Houses of Parliament fireworks display.

Pretty. Isn’t it.

I thank you.

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Posted by Max Farquar on Jan 01, 2012
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12 Responses to “Pretty As A Picture”

1. Max Farquar says:

   January 1, 2012 at 22:43

   Starting the new year off with a big bang http://t.co/1WdQ00zi #kaboom #prettyasapicture

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2. Ian says:

   January 2, 2012 at 00:26

   Shame on you Max. It has been proved through turning graphs upside down that the carbon dioxide released from nuclear explosions melts windmills and polar bears. And millions of moslems would be exposed to deadly christianium 238 radiation. Happy new year.

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3. karlos says:

   January 2, 2012 at 01:53

   Happy new year to all – Well nearly – I have a dream, cheers for that Max.

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4. Caratacus says:

   January 2, 2012 at 08:00

   Had a closer look at your pic Max, and I’m relieved to be able to report that the dust-cloud is that of an LPG bleve (boiling liquid expanding vapour explosion) and resultant shockwave rather than a nuclear blast. Or nucular as GW used to say. So the only losses would be amongst the ranks of MPs, their lackeys and fuckwit mandarins; whew.

   If you key ‘bleve’ in to the search bar on YouTube you’ll see what I mean…

   Just thought I’d clear that up for you ;)

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5. George Silver says:

   January 2, 2012 at 08:15

   Often wondered where all those “farts” went.

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6. Captain Haddock says:

   January 2, 2012 at 10:12

   I thought & hoped for a moment that someone had done the nation a favour .. by shoving a cruise missile up the arse of that abominable old “banger” Sally Bercow ..

   Christ .. with a drop or two of lube .. they could have probably got the whole submarine up there too .. ;)

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   • Granville says:

     January 2, 2012 at 10:41

     Batteries included Capt’n?

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     • Captain Haddock says:

       January 2, 2012 at 19:16

       If she’s as fond of the old vibro as she claims to be ..

       And as the RN no longer operates diesel-electric submarines ..

       I suppose only a nuclear boat’s reactors would be able to cope with the heavy-duty useage .. ;)

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   • Microdave says:

     January 2, 2012 at 11:39

     “By shoving a cruise missile up the arse of that abominable old “banger” Sally Bercow ..”

     You’d have to extract Paddy Doherty first…

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     • Captain Haddock says:

       January 2, 2012 at 18:56

       Indeed MD ..

       The old slapper has been a bit quiet of late ..

       Suppose she must still be scratching, after her pikey “porkathon” .. ;)

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7. prog says:

   January 2, 2012 at 11:22

   11.15 – probably too early for most MPs.

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8. banned says:

   January 3, 2012 at 04:13

   That’s you banged to rights Max, for on-line terrorism.

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