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Happy Birthday Balls!

Ed Balls has reached 45 today. About the same number of times that ‘blinky’ blinks per minute. Hmm … I wonder if Yvette Cooper has got some special birthday Balls action … in hand.

[shudder]

Or perhaps she’s just bought him a DVD to watch.
On expenses. Of course …

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15 Responses to “Happy Birthday”

  1. Max Farquar says:

    Happy Birthday to you! >> http://t.co/g1kIptot #BallsYerBastard

  2. cfd says:

    When are the sheeple going to wake up and see that these cunts are fleecing us for every fucking penny in our pockets, accounts and pension funds ?

    Quantitative easing ?? Yeah why not ! Lets just de-value the mother fucking pound £ while we are at it. So that everything we own is now worth even fucking less.

    Oh and while we are at it lets start more fucking wars with countries that have OIL.

    Sorry Max, really pissed off by these cunts now.

    WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE !!!!!!!!

  3. cfd says:

    me mad ? No chance, lets se the UK turn to shit and see what happens then ! (yeah you are right, I am very fucking mad that these fucking cunts are fucking every english person up the arse and grinning whilst doing it)

  4. cfd says:

    whilst on a rant Max, who is the new Jim’ll fix it for these sick child abusing animals ? Shane Richtea ? God help madeleine mccann and the likes of hollie greig.

    Well hey we can all wish we had the jobs of good honest people like Solicitors, Judges or even MP’s thanks to Blairs ‘D Notice just before the war on Iraq’

    Sorry Max but this is starting to make my blood boil now.

    #hangthesecunts

    • Max Farquar says:

      Feel free … get it off your chest. It’s good for the BP.
      Btw, I heard there was a D Notice issued re that ‘one month old baby from Gravesend’ incident. Heard no more about Gary Speed either … which is rather peculiar. That went awfully quiet. Very quickly ;-)

      • Earwig says:

        M’lud, I’d just like to say that I agree wiv wot Dave sed.
        Seriously, these cunts are our mortal enemies. If nothing is done about them they will be the death of us all and our unique heritage. Our children will be no better off than beggars and the laughing stock of the Leftie internationalist elite as epitomised by the likes of the jewish pedophile Mandleson. My god they must hate us and the rump of us – present company excepted – richly deserving of their contempt, I’m sorry to say.

      • wiggins says:

        The one month old baby from Gravesend was a strange one. I wonder what all the security and secrecy was about for an everyday event in broken Britain.

      • wiggins says:

        The one month old baby from Gravesend saga is a very strange business. Why all the security and secrecy for lets face it, is a common occurrence in ‘Broken Britain.’

  5. Jonny Jugjammer says:

    I agree with almost everything cfd says but I think we have to go to war with Iran to get their oil. I hope Saudi Arabia is next on the war list. That evil part of the world needs a good hammering too (and they’ve got shitloads of lovely oil!). It’s a pity they are so subservient to our masters in the USA.

    Something I want to know is – Who is the 59 year old man ‘who cannot be named for legal reasons’ in the latest ‘Pakistani/Asian sex gang’ case? They’ve named all the others so why not him/it?

    • Earwig says:

      Something I want to know is – Who is the 59 year old man ‘who cannot be named for legal reasons’ in the latest ‘Pakistani/Asian sex gang’ case? They’ve named all the others so why not him/it?’

      Presumably some degenerate low-life MP or someone similarly well-connected. Keith Vaz? One can only speculate on the identity of the scumbag in question.

      Max, you’re using the services of a bunch of cunts called linkwithin.com who appear to have the slowest server in the known universe. Any chance you can do without them? It’s taking anything up to 10 minutes here to load any page that links to them. I can’t be the only one suffering from the problem. It must be costing you in the traffic/stats department!

      • Max Farquar says:

        Sorry you’re having trouble Wiggy. Just checked and all seems fine from my end. In fact I get several thousand clicks a month on them from readers looking at the older MF posts ;-)

        • Earwig says:

          Oh. Thanks for the info, LF. My mistake, then. I’ll try fucking around with the settings this end and see if that improves things. Bastard computers!

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