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Microdave’s Friday Funnies

I’m feeling particularly pissed off at the moment, so don’t expect anything spectacular tonight…

I’ve been having technical problems:

Still, at least the shitter isn’t blocked now…

James Higham often features “Wimmin on bicycles” so there shouldn’t be a problem with this, should there?

This store has a special promotion on at the moment:

And the nearby restaurant has joined in…

Not to be outdone, another business wants some extra publicity:

Unfortunately the local chip shop appears to have been closed down – but this notice is a good two fingered salute to the council “nannies”…

Yeah, I know that shot has already been seen elsewhere, but it was too good to leave out…

I also couldn’t resist including this – it will undoubtedly lighten up your day!

To finish off why not sit back and enjoy the wonders of slow motion?

 

MD

 

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  1. Hope all is well Dave – thee sound vexed lad … ;)

    The sound is temp. u/s on my laptop at the moment but I think I caught the gist of the old Sullysplunger … what a disgustingly clever bit of kit. Did hear about a chap with a longer dick than us mere mortals, sat on the bog one day, got the hiccups and siphoned the bloody thing clean…

    And btw, someone had better tell those girls that running around on bald tyres is simply asking for trouble … ;)

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    • Vexed indeed – and that was before I tried to include the Kate Upton video. 2 Hours of swearing and irate emails to Max ensued before I discovered a partial solution….

      In case you’re wondering, one of my reasons for being pissed off can be gleaned from a quick perusal of Bucko’s post & comments about the NHS.

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      • Sorry Dave.

        Something similar happened to me years ago after my stepfather died. They got very upset when I called them a shower of useless bastards, but shut up when I said that they couldn’t be as upset as my Mum…

        Fuck ‘em. They’re not worth wasting time over.

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  2. lovely jubbly

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  3. Definitely top grade if I was an A-level examiner

    http://sexyalevels.tumblr.com/

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  4. Excellent as ever MD.

    Going over a cattle grid on those bikes would be interesting me thinks!

    Thanks for the video of Kate Upton. Am doing a little jig that at last we have a beautiful lady stalking the catwalk who has jiggly boobs, a wobble to her ass and inner thighs that you can’t see daylight through. That smile says life is good when you aren’t starving yourself – compare and contrast with the twiglet shown briefly……Am seriously hoping that my god-daughter sees this and realises that you don’t have to be a size 8 or smaller if that’s not your natural body shape.

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  5. Your a bit pissed off at the moment? Tell Uncle James about it.

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  6. Can’t be a more fucked up tech week than I’ve had here, Dave. 3 fucking computers all giving me the finger for different reasons. It never rains but it pours. Thanks for the laugh, though. Most chortleworthy.

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  7. I hope those bikes were well lubricated before they set off – a seized wheel bearing is never fun.

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