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Microdave’s Friday Funnies

Still having problems this week, so apologies if the post doesn’t meet normal standards, or if something doesn’t work.

Lets start off with some smut:

With the Olympics looming here’s a category I fear won’t be included…

H/T Joe Public.

If watching that left you feeling hot and bothered try cooling off Russian style:

Last week Earwig claimed the overloaded train I featured wasn’t the HS2, but a shuttle between Heathrow and Southall Benefits Office. As the Cobelition intend to crack down on welfare costs, it is going to be replaced with this:

And staying with transport I see that, not content with making the worlds largest twin engined aircraft, Boeing are now testing a monster single engined job…

And the next time some clown flips his car on the M25, and you’re all sitting in the inevitable queues, just be thankful this didn’t happen:

Now to change the subject completely, there’s an old saying “Like Father, Like Son” – however our friends across the pond seem to have altered the gender somewhat…

I wouldn’t mind betting the daughter had one of these to play with:

It is Reality TV, after all…..

Both those revolting specimens could have been avoided with….

That’s your lot for now – as far as I’m concerned you can all just…..

MD.

 

 

 

 

 

 

9 Responses to “Microdave’s Friday Funnies”

  1. Max Farquar says:

    Microdave's Friday Funnies : http://t.co/4fHj7gSq < Fuck off for how long? Edition ;-)

  2. Microdave's Friday Funnies : http://t.co/4fHj7gSq < Fuck off for how long? Edition ;-)

  3. wiggins says:

    Wouldn’t like to try the acrobatics with the memsahib, it is not for nothing she is known as ‘Big Ron’ in the hood.

  4. stu...---...pp says:

    Hahahaha, cheered me up again,
    just spotted this item, It could p*ss-off Clarkson !!

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/doncaster–is-part-of-scotland–after-900-year-old-administrative-error-comes-to-light.html

    • Ampers says:

      Isn’t the Mayor of Doncaster an English Democrat Mayor, or am I mixing this up with another Town? I liked the bit about free education, medicine etc.

  5. Earwig says:

    Thanks for another great laugh, Dave. With our rancid, craven, money-grabbing sell-out politicians shitting on us 24/7 and committing High Treason with every passing month, it can be hard to maintain a sense of humour in these dark times. Good work, sir!

  6. lazy says:

    fabulous again. Thanks

  7. Leg-iron says:

    That plane looks like something Dornier would have developed. In fact if it had Dornier stamped on it I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

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