How many of you fell for that??? I bloody well did… Just to rub it in, here’s a little English lesson which many would do well to remember before posting:
Max informs me that the “tech” issue has been fixed, so this should be OK:
Does My Bum Look Big In This?

If you want a bit more fun why not try some “Entertaining” vegetables:
They’re on the menu here:

And what sort of portion did you think I meant?
If you’re intending to have a more intimate dining out experience make sure you go prepared:
I guess this brings new meaning to the term “Squatters”…

They presumably gave up trying to crap elsewhere…
Lastly, regular reader “Saltimbamba” has submitted several ideas. To finish off tonight here is one I rather liked:

Maybe more of them in a future edition.
Enjoy your weekend.
MD









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fantastic again
Well done once again Dave ..
Always makes Friday’s worthwhile .. ;)
Last one’s very true.
Top quality shite once again, Dave. Max is lucky to have you on the team!
First bum is infinitely better, second bum is just infinite.
Either the 5th picture has been strategically placed below the 4th picture, or I have a dirty mind.
Seeing that the 4th picture had me in somewhat of a hypnotic trance before I finally managed to snap out of it, scroll down and discover there even was a 5th picture, I’m guessing it’s the latter.