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Lord Ahmed Announces £10 million Bounty On US Presidents

Lord Nazir Ahmed, a Muslim peer sitting in the House of Lords, has announced a 10 million pound bounty on President Obama and ex-President George W Bush :

If the US can announce a reward of $10 million for the captor of Hafiz Saeed, I can announce a bounty of 10 million pounds on President Obama and his predecessor George Bush. Lord Nazir said, adding that he would arrange the bounty at any cost even if he was left with the option of selling all his personal assets, including his house

It says HERE.

Eh?

Have we suddenly become an islamic state and nobody bothered to tell me?

Call Super Muslim Man. He can deal with it. I need a lie down ….

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23 comments

  1. Dazed & Confused

    Suspended apparently, but let’s get this straight, a British Parliamentarian is putting up a bounty on two American Presidents of differing beliefs, in support of “Hafiz Saeed” who are the Islamist scum that carried out amongst other things, the Mumbai attacks.

    http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/peer-suspended-over-obama-bounty-16145230.html

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  2. Yes Super moslom Man will leap aboard his trusty Jaguar and mow them all down while sending his message across the airwaves and paying close attention.

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  3. If I call him a cunt will I be arrested for revealing state secrets?

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    • Dazed & Confused

      No……You’d be arrested for being “Islamaphobic” to a cunt.

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  4. Why doesn’t he capture them himself, he knows where they live.

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  5. I offer “Mohammed”, my pet pig, to anyone capturing Lord Nazir Ahmed.

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    • Would you by any chance be the real Harriet Harman? – the hatchet-faced old witch who unconvincingly claims not to be a lesbian? The misanthropic crone popularly known hereabouts as Rat Face?

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      • No, I posted as Harriet Harman a few days ago and now the name keeps coming up on the comment form. Would you be the real earwig, as in horrible little invertebrate that it’s good to crush underfoot?

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  6. Dazed & Confused

    Better late than never….

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130256/Lord-Ahmed-Rotherham-offers-10m-bounty-detain-Obama.html

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  7. I offer a £1 bounty for anyone ridding this country of Lord Nazir Ahmed.

    No wait, that’s a bit over the top, he’s not worth that much!

    Make it 1p. Unfortunately there isn’t a 1/2p any more.

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  8. Forget Lord Ahmed. The idea is actually a good one.

    Throughout history it’s always the hoi polloi (you and me) that do the fighting and dying for our masters. When the aggro is over you and me are dead and our masters are bedecked with medals and large quantities of dosh.

    So from now on we will sit on the sidelines watching our glorious leaders slug it out with each other.

    If the Cameron, Sarkosy and Obama gang (politicians) want to have a go at Mahmoud Ahmadinejad”s gang. Then they should all be put in a good old Roman Amphitheatre. It would be great entertainment and a very rare spectacle because non of them would actually do anything if it meant they could get hurt.

    Political assassination would also be a good system. Every country’s leader looking over his shoulder just incase another leader wants him taken out.

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    • Great idea, George :)

      I would pay many sesterces to see Tony Look-at-my-huge-property-portfolio Blair going mano-y-mano with Ahmadinejad. I think I’d even have ten bob on our bearded friend ..

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  9. I offer a £1 bounty to anyone who can help me identify the Ras-Claaart who got my world-renowned Twitter account closed down….

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  10. @crehillfanclub One wonders if Ahmed will be extraordinarily rendered to the US. I see that McEgan’s blogge is threatened by plod, they are shitting themselves!

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    • “Extraordinary rendition” sounds like Blair’s efforts at guitar playing when he was at school.

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  11. ‘Ahmed The Terrorist,’ it has got a certain ring. Hope he likes wearing orange.

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  12. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17737454

    I fully expect to be extraordinarily rendered myself…… probably back to the secure Mental Health Unit.

    This is because I am a *major* threat to the Ras-Claarts in Westminster and New Scotland Yard.

    My world-renowned (and probably soon to be suspended) blogge has them quaking in their boots with every post that I copy from the World News section of The Guardian.

    Jah !

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  13. The Houses of Parliament increasingly resemble a kind of multi-culti version of the Muppet Show, I reckon. So a joke’s in order at this point to relieve the tension, I believe.

    Q: What’s the difference between “Baroness” Warsi and a kipper?
    A: One’s brown and smelly and the other one’s a fish!

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  14. stu...---...pp

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTOQUnvI3CA
    get the countries’ leaders in a ring and let them slug it out..Frankie knew

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