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Nick Clegg Quotes Of The Day

Nick Clegg Quotes Of The Day

Here’s a couple of Nick Clegg quotes. The first one perfectly sums up the wishy-washy and fickle character of the Liberal Democrat Leader and Deputy Prime Minister. The second one is from the Cleggeron’s closing keynote speech at the LibDem Party Conference in Brighton … where he finally seems to realise, what the voting public really think of his pathetic trail of broken promises, all around ineptitude and lies.

Will I ever join with the conservative party?
No. I refuse to be merely an annex of another government
Nick Clegg 2008

Go back to your constituencies and prepare for abuse
Nick Clegg 2012

Nick Clegg Quotes Lib Dem Conference delegates speech keynote

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg says that he continues to be ‘honoured’ by his appointment as personal fag to David Cameron. Since the formation of the LibDemCon Coalition in 2010, Mr Clegg admits to performing household chores for the Prime Minister. Including pressing his trousers, polishing his shoes and warming his toilet seat. In return, Mr Cameron has protected Clegg from being bullied by other members of Tory boy Cabinet.

“Of course Clegg is not a full boarder,” said Cameron, “he’s a day boy. But rest assured, we will treat him with the respect that he deserves.”

“This has been a unique opportunity,’” said Clegg, “For some people, running around and opening doors for your fagmaster might seem demeaning. But for me, this is a price that I have to pay. That … and my lunch money.”

David Cameron has denied allegations that some Liberal Democrats have been bullied, after David Laws was found with his head down the lavatory and Vince Cable had to visit matron after being given a wedgie. ‘This is all part of the rough and tumble of government,” said Cameron, “I am sure that the first-termer boys will soon get used to this horseplay and find their rightful place in the pecking order … at the bottom.”

Meanwhile, it is understood that Danny Alexander regularly wears a pinny to serve afternoon tea to Chancellor, George Osborne. “This isn’t exactly what I had signed up for,” said the gullible ginger, “and I’m still getting used to my new ministerial title of ‘Scullion’.”

When asked whether he had sold out to the Prime Minister, Clegg replied, “I have made his bed … and I will lie in it.”

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22 comments

  1. George Bernard Shaw once said ” He who knows nothing and thinks he knows everything clearly points to a political career ” or is that giving Nick Clegg too much credit?

    I thought everyone knew, that all politics is based on the indifference of the majority, or at least it is in this Country. Thank God for your site Max. It is wonderful to converse with like minded people who can see through all this bollocks, as I stated earlier the majority of eligible voters have absolutely no idea of the implications of their power. Clegg proves this to be true.

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    • Exactly. Why oh why do the public keep voting for these crooks, cheats and liars, Wake the fuck up sheeple. Wake the fuck up!

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  2. I cannot understand why putting that bastard David Laws back into the government means that we will respect the Limp Dumps more than ever!!!!

    The man is a fucking disgrace and deserves to be treated accordingly…

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    • Yet another perfect example of the ‘3 party’s’ utter contempt to their electorate … or ‘fucking idiots for voting them in’ brigade. David Laws is a thief. Plain and simple. His punishment? Promote him to the Education Dept where he can teach our kids to become money grabbing gayers.

      So … voters of Yeovil, you know what not to do in 2015.

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      • So, in 2015 the voters of Yeovil rid themselves of one cunt and vote in another cunt, same as the old cunt. I am willing to wager next week’s dinner money that Mrs. Laws’ little boy will then be ennobled and bestowed a sinecure that will grant him more than enough wedge to keep him and his rent boy in splendid comfort …

        Goodness, Caratacus – what a cynical old bastard you are :-)

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  3. Humble apologies for veering off topic , may I point you to this site that I have just come across . I think most , on here at least , see global warming for the world wide scam that it is . This site set the red lights flickering , its too polished , too professional .

    1. Its some rich bloke with too much time and money .

    2. Its a controlled admission that govt. have been messing with our environment .

    3 Its a controlled opposition to the real global warming critics .

    http://artificialclouds.com/

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    • ‘WANTED: Climate change deniers, conspiracy theorists and dissenting climate scientists to help clarify the important issues raised in this video … ‘

      Well, if that isn’t a way of getting the more gullible of us to hand over their personal details to some Government goon or other, masquerading as ‘one of us’, then I must be more paranoid than I thought ;-)

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      • You had better clear out your cookies Max and wipe your registry since They will now be on to you.

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    • Hmmm… had a quick look – I’m downloading the video to watch later. Geotool puts the server in Philadelphia USA, and Whois lists the registrant as “Web Associates”. I put that into Google and the first entry was for Linkedin which doesn’t have much, other than giving the headquarters as San Luis Obispo, CA. They are an ISP, according to the 2nd Google hit. The link to http://www.webassociates.com on the Linkedin page redirected me to a completely different outfit, Rosetta, in the UK. More strangely that company is the 7th hit on the same Google page….

      Sooooo I quickly clicked on the “Interview” box at Skywatcher and see that “Dave Dahl, producer of Skywatcher: Contrails, Chemtrails and Artificial Clouds, is the co-founder of Web Associates (now a division of Rosetta), Placemark One and Dragon Pearl Tea. He is also a US Navy veteran and a former teacher at California Polytechnic State University in San Luis Obispo.” Which explains (?) the re-direct!

      “Dragon Pearl Tea & Placemark One happen to be 2 of the other 62 sites hosted at the same IP (74.208.87.45) as Skywatcher. The chemtrail theory is well known, and gets discussed on many sites, so I’m inclined to believe this is kosher…

      I have also scanned down that list of 62 sites, and one (http://www.cloudcaller.com/) is pretty alarming – it’s all about the Illuminati, and another slick page with numerous links that pull up a small box of extra detail when you hover your mouse over them.

      I don’t feel up to following this any further – and I might just run a full AV scan tomorrow, so if there’s no Friday Funnies fear the worst..

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      • Good grief! What have you been hanging around at MD ;-)

        Excellent work! Keep me posted and if it does turn out to be a tad suspicious then I guess we could be in for one of your legendary exposé posts … à la ‘Cool The World’ ;-)

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  4. If a sufficient proportion of the British people knew what these cunts are really up to and the terrible damage they have wrought upon this country and others around the world, they would tear them all limb from limb – and one could hardly blame them! Awareness is spreading, though. And exponentially. The genie’s out of the bottle now and there’s no putting it back. Interesting times ahead for TPTB. It must be increasingly difficult for these shits to sleep at night. You can see it in their faces sometimes, too. They know they’ve been rumbled and they’ll need to play a trump card of some sort pretty soon. A war perhaps? What better to silence the dissenters and get everyone on board again. That’ll be their hope, anyway. In all my decades on this planet, the world has never looked a more dangerous and incendiary place. Clearly wouldn’t take much to spark a major conflict which could quickly get out of control globally. High stakes indeed!

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    • Let the muzzies and the jews fight it out , if the yanks feel like going up against russia and china then let them do it on their own we need a good long period of neutrality.

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  5. Syria … Iran … take your pick. Or if they’re really desperate … then both ;-)

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  6. Iran will soon have their own, government sanitised, version of the internet, so the masses won’t know what’s going on……allegedly.

    Methinks those in charge underestimate the resourcefulness of every day folk. Haven’t they heard of satellite TV, or homebrew directional WiFi antenna’s? I read about all sorts of methods employed by the Egyptians during the ISP blackout during their troubles not so long ago.

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  7. I despair I really do. About 1% of the population are members of political parties and of that 1% probably another 1% ruling the roost playing the big I am, whilst the disciples clap along like demented fools.

    The contempt of the political class for the masses is now in orbit. Not enough see it yet, maybe they do but have joined the Apathy Party.

    It will end in tears, probably ours.

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    • If/when it goes tits up it will be the bad outcome you foresaw , bad but unsurprising . What about the x factor devotees , the corrie watchers the placid wearers of inane smiles , it’s going to be a rude awakening for them .

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  8. So whose side will you be on when the Sino-Nipponese wars re-ignite?

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    • The likeliest winner seems the best side to be on – China, which probably has a deal going with Obama – we’ll forget that debt if you pretend not to notice us nuking Japan – they’re used to radiation anyway. Meanwhile, look out for Exxon-Mobil stickers on the Tehran-bound nukes.

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  9. Anyone that still votes is proving to the World that they are not only a “sheep” but a moronic one.

    I think I shall produce a T shirt with these words:-

    SUPPORT ORGANISED CRIME.

    KEEP VOTING.

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  10. Cleggs Untruths Nevermore Taken Seriously.

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