… a Country more famous for its watches, chocolate and cheese, starts conducting army exercises in anticipation of riots along its borders. Switzerland is arming itself in preparation for the inevitable European meltdown. Yes! The Swiss military have begun conducting an exercise called ‘Stabilo Due,’ which includes a scenario involving violent instability across the EU.
Switzerland have also decided that their famous Swiss Army Penknife just won’t cut it … when the Euro shit hits the fan … and are planning to order some nice new shiny Saab fighter jets. The Swiss fear that ‘things could get unimaginably ugly very quickly..’
The sooner the Eurozone Crisis Meltdown comes, the better … as far as I’m concerned.