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Should Have Gone To Specsavers

Yet another piece of police farce fuckwittery in the country known as Broken Britain … police taser blind man. This calls for the customary Specsavers advert mockery, dontcha think. So here it is … well, somebody had to do it ;-)

Police Taser Blind Man Should Have Gone To Specsavers Advert.  Colin Farmer Lancashire police farce white walking stick for the blind samurai sword chorley

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  1. That is a very special Samurai sword that you depict Max, the lower red section would indicate that the bearer is also deaf (nb. ‘deafness’ is not to be regarded as a disability so my Disability Awareness gurus tell me, it is rather “A Community”).

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  2. Yet more bungling thuggery. Just as well the poor cunt in question wasn’t black; you can just imagine the brouhaha that would have resulted.

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    • Cunts Usually Never Touch Sooty…….. sez sweep ;)

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  3. “Mr Farmer, who has suffered two strokes, said he thought he was being attacked by thugs.”

    Well at least he had a clear idea of what was going on, even if Lancashire’s finest didn’t.

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    • If he’s already suffered 2 strokes, the police should count their blessings the poor sod didn’t have a fatal heart attack this time…

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      • They’re not in the clear yet – there could be a delayed reaction, or, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

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  4. You’re too hard on Her Majesty’s Finest, Max.

    The Beeb reports:- “A man carrying a samurai sword was later arrested on suspicion of being drunk and disorderly.” (!?) [So not arrested for carrying a banned, bladed weapon then??]

    Mr Farmer was sober, so it’s an easy mistake to make.

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  5. I hope it’s not Nightjack with the itchy trigger finger!

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  6. “But Master Po-liceman, how is it that you see these things?”
    “Ah .. Grasshopper – how is it that you do not?”

    Speaking about this with a retired police chum of mine this evening and he said, “While in the job I always said that the day they decided to issue PCs with sidearms would be the day I put my papers in. When asked why I told them that I was an evil, short-tempered bastard and that if I had a gun I would end up killing someone just because they pissed me off”.

    Imagine if this Lancashire fuckwit had been issued with a sidearm … doesn’t bear thinking about.

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  7. What’s the matter with these coppers up north? You use a gun against a sword…

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  8. Once upon a distant past the police used to be on the side of the public and rather intelligent. They were their to help and protect the public. Obviously their “‘Human Resources” have weeded out such behaviour.

    We now have an army of “morons” who’s sole aim seems to be to harass the public and beat the shit out of anyone that looks a bit vulnerable ( the blind and people in wheelchairs) or doesn’t have powerful friends.

    Solving crimes seems to be beyond their capabilities unless of course you happen to be the victim and then you stand a chance of being arrested as the easy option.

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    • The police have gone from a ‘force’ to a ‘service’ to a ‘farce’ ever since New Labour decided that quotas was the way to go. Easy targets equals high quotas equals Broken Britain. We are all fucked.

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  9. Many thanks to Mabbs for sending in this most excellent piece of DVD cover photoshoppery … ‘The Last Samurai – Starring Colin Farmer and the Lancashire Police’ :

    Nice one Mabbs and feel free to send in any more of your work, whenever the mood takes you, and I’ll stick it up on the blog ;-)

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  10. you heartless lot poking fun at the situation , I think the whole thing is shocking .

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  11. Lancashire Police are about as useful as the Popes Dick. That is unless you are a gayist or an islamabaddie……perpetual victims in their eyes!

    Ch Supt Stuart Williams speaking about the incident involving the tasered old victim, had these reassuring words to say….. “We have launched an urgent investigation to understand what lessons can be learned.”

    So we can safely say then that no fucker will be held to account for this and that no lessons will be learned!!

    At least we know who’s side your on chief….now go fuck yourself.

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  12. Cunstables Using Nasty Tactics, Shocking.

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  13. Clowns Underpinnng Nations Terrible State.

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  14. “Police Taser Blind Man – Should Have Gone To Specsavers Advert” was indeed
    a delightful post, can not help but wait to browse alot
    more of ur posts. Time to spend a little time on the web lol.

    Thank you -Yvette

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  15. I personally would like to take note of this blog post,
    “Police Taser Blind Man – Should Have Gone To Specsavers
    Advert” on my very own website. Would you care in case Ido?
    Regards -Alfonso

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