I don’t know how many readers of Max Farquar actually watch Strictly Come Dancing. I don’t. Lady F does … and I do rather enjoy blurting out the Strictly Come Dancing results spoiler before she has a chance to watch the fake live Sunday Night results show. The BBC record the SCD results show on a Saturday night just as soon as the voting lines close.
Ok. So it doesn’t earn me any brownie points but at least she banishes me to my man shed for the rest of the evening. Now that’s what I call a result. Bottle of wine. Wi-fi. 70s and 80s music or watching old episodes of The Sweeney … and such like. Marvellous! So … here I am in my man shed once again, after accidentally on purpose letting slip this weeks Strictly Come Dancing results spoiler :
Victoria Pendleton and Michael ‘syrup’ Vaughan were in the bottom two and had to compete for the title of this week’s ‘worse has-been celebrity dancer with two left feet’, in a dance off. “On yer bike!”, shouted the judges. So, Vicky jumped on her velo and peddled off into post Olympic oblivion.
That means we’ve got another hair raising instalment of Mr Wiggy’s waltz next week.
I can hardly wait.