Welcome to the last Strictly Come Dancing results spoiler of 2012. I can hardly contain my excitement. It’s semi final week, according to Lady F, but as far as I’m concerned how can five of anything constitute a semi final. Z list celebrity dancers looking to revive their flagging career … or otherwise. Anyway the SCD Final can’t come son enough for me. No more Tess ‘airhead’ Daly and no more Bruce ‘can’t see the autocue to read out my lame jokes’ Forsyth. Now THAT IS a result.
So it’s all been high kicking it off this week apparently which basically means Twitter and SCD Forums have been imploding on themselves. Trying to work out the fact from the rumour in an effort to discover who has been eliminated from next week’s Final …. before the pre-recorded Strictly Come Dancing Results Show is broadcast by the BBC on Sunday night.
Strictly Come Dancing results spoiler for 15th December 2012 :
Denise Van Outen and Lisa Riley were in the bottom two and had to compete in a dance off for the title …. ‘best of the worst celebrity dancer to scrape through to the Final’. Lisa was left crying all the way to Greggs, to pick up a bag of her favoureite doughnuts and Denise Van ‘stage school’ Outen scraped through to the Final.
Well, I’m sure I shall sleep better tonight for knowing that. Not.
Roll on next week’s Final when four has-been celebs that I’ve never heard of … Dani Harmer, Denise Van Outen, Louis Smith and Kimberley Walsh … take to the dance floor and compete for the Strictly Come Dancing Trophy … then I can get back to more important things.
Like cutting my toenails.