I see that Andy Burnham MP, Shadow Secretary for
Health mascara and eyeliner, has decided that some breakfast cereals should be banned. Sugar Puffs and Frosties, for example, contain too much salt, fat and sugar. The main cause of obesity in children. Apparently.
Well, that’s easy for him to say. Take a look at what Andy Burnham has for breakfast. In the House of Commons. Subsidised by the you and me. The taxpayer.
I dare say if we had access to a full English breakfast, cooked for us by someone else, at a ridiculously cheap price then we would probably give the breakfast cereal a miss.
Yet another example of how we’re all in this together. Not.
First they came for the smokers.
Despite the fact that MPs are still allowed to smoke in the Palace of Westminster.
Then they came for the drinkers.
Despite the fact that MPs enjoy a cheap Bar Tariff at our expense.
Now they want to tell us what to eat for breakfast!
Oh do fuck off!