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Friday Funnies by Microdave

Sorry for the later posting than usual, but everyday life has got in the way – first our boiler succumbed to severe constipation, which I have managed to cure, then this morning I spotted water dripping out of my neighbours back door..

Anyway, Joe Public sends the first item (he didn’t say if was him in the picture) of an enterprising lady who found herself out of work. She came up with this Lemonade dispensing idea (apparently billed as “The more you drink, the more you see”).  She is reportedly clearing over $250 a day!

Lemonade Dispenser Funnies

I can’t help thinking that warm lemonade isn’t the best drink for a hot day on the beach…

Over this side of the pond the weather is foremost on our minds:

Weather Forecast Funnies

Judging by the usual hopeless reaction to a bit of snow in my neck of the woods, I’d say the probability is nearer 100%. God help us if we experienced the sort of conditions they get at Mt Washington Observatory – Global Warming, anyone?

Mt Washington Ice Scary

If the Panda gets out of its depth, I might have to look for an old VW microbus to modify…

Snow Bus Funnies

But with my luck I’ll end up modifying mothers walking aid:

Human Snowplough Funnies

We are always told not to drink and drive (in case you spill it), but one driver clearly had something else on his mind than the road ahead…

Drink & Drive Funnies

Perhaps he’d been in the bar of the Globe Inn?

Tits Funnies

Or maybe he was proceeding down the tow-path and came up behind these ladies?

Ass Radar Funnies

Max posted a bizarre picture of a Tampon Dress earlier – It reminded me of a before and after picture taken at a WI clay modelling class:

 Funnies

 That appears to be an excellent piece of work.

Oh…

 Santa Dildo Funnies

 Now for some magic:

Magic

From  David Coppafeel!

I wouldn’t mind copping a feel of this lot…

Ring Of Arses Funnies

 I really have no idea what’s going on, nor do I care!

Someone didn’t think this out properly before making fools of themselves on TV…

Wii Curling Funnies

 

That’s your lot.

MD

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18 comments

  1. The girls bending over are giving the latest Euro Millions Lottery winner his first “blow-job” ever.

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  2. Why does the word bubble spring to mind?

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  3. I’m disappointed you didnt rank the arses…

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  4. Thanks. We don’t get a lot to laugh at here in Smalltown!

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  5. The young ladies are playing Strip Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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    • I just Google searched that term, and didn’t see a single image like it – I think you should tell us more…

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      • Unlike you MD to use a little imagination heh heh ;-)

        Bit like playing Strip Cluedo I s’pose …

        “If you wanna win the game you’ve gotta take good aim
        And get the most marbles with your hippo
        Playin’ Hungry Hungry Hippos
        Hungry Hungry Hippos”

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        • Talking of Hippos, does anyone remember this vid posted by Max some time ago?

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          • Remember it? – I’ve done one like it! – However I don’t have the luxury of a tail to spread it about…

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        • Sorry, but after the hassles I’ve had this week my imagination is not functioning particularly well….

          If there was a magic button which could teleport me out of here to some idyllic paradise, it would have been pressed by now!

          I think tink’s “Bike Rack” suggestion is a good one.

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  6. Classy, Dave. Strikes the perfect balance between taste and quality. ;)

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  7. They are trialling the prototype for a new sushi carousel. I want that one! – damn, it’s gone by.

    I think there are 14 of them, but it’s hard to concentrate…

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  8. Snorting Charlie probs.

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