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Friday Funnies by Microdave

Friday Funnies by Microdave

What do we want?

Respect Funnies

Fat chance of that round these parts, especially if Gotty’s about…

Or here, by the look of it…

Speak English Funnies

Nice to see that edjurkayshun stnards are equally bad over the pond!

Now 4 for the price of one – Joe Public sends in the following. I must stress that it is VERY important you do not take your eyes off the snake…

Snake 1 Funnies

Snake 2

Snake 3

Snake 4

You didn’t, did you?  – Apparently it’s the Rio Grande Beaver Snake…

How better to follow that, than this?

Pussy Funnies

On the subject of reptiles, here’s one for the older members:

Coma Chameleon Funnies

As it’s still pretty parky outside a couple of winter  “Funnies” – well the second might not be, depending on your viewpointSnow Funnies

Snow Covered Audi Twat

“Vorsprung durch Technik ” – or Audi drivers can be monumental twats…

I doubt that this “De-Icer” would have been sufficient to clear his/her brain of the gunk clearly filling it:

De-Icer Funnies

Mains powered, and look at the short lead!

Whether it was sold at this pharmacy is not known…

Seymour Weiner Funnies

After seeing more of his knob, you probably need a nice snack to take your mind off it:

Granma's Muffin Funnies

It’s quite possible that this driver is making his way there, as we speak…

Old Fart Funnies

And lastly two reasons why should be wary of a woman seeking revenge…

Revenge

Revenge Funnies

Now why not pop over to Bucko’s to see what he’s got in the way of musical entertainment? (At least I HOPE he has!)

MD

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11 comments

  1. The Man With Many Chins

    I have to ask the question, what goes through the minds of fuckheads like the Audi driver?

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  2. “I have to ask the question, what goes through the minds of fuckheads like the Audi driver?”

    A truck, most likely …

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    • The Man With Many Chins

      It never works like that though, does it. That sort of twat kills an innocent motorist and walks away without a scratch.

      Considering the police spend all that lovely time prosecuting people over drink driving.. its high time they got out and started stopped these pricks who don’t clear off their windows of snow/ice/condensation.

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      • Ah, but ManWMC .. he wasn’t speeding, was he? Was he …..?

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        • The Man With Many Chins

          Of course, I forgot, going 5mph over an arbitrarily set speed limit is much more dangerous than driving with the blast shields down :-)

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      • My local fuzz warned people through the local rag that anyone caught ‘letterboxing’ as they called it would be nicked. Whether anyone was or not I don’t know but one would imagine that having found a novel new way of persecuting people then they would carry out their duty with vigour.

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  3. The photo sequence is offering bait for the “one-eyed-trouser-snake”

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    • Yeah, and with bouyage like that, it could hardly fail to find the target. Fuck’s sake!

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  4. Just come from Bucko’s. Like the coma chameleon – sort of right for my age.

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  5. That girl can stroke my snake, anytime.

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  6. * Take a look, lads, very disturbing : Charlotte Rampling snapped by a Teuton :

    https://www.google.com/search?num=10&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1163&bih=666&q=ica+charlotte+rampling+2013&oq=ica+charlotte+rampling+2013&gs_l=img.12…1016.44829.0.47391.49.27.0.22.0.0.305.2628.20j4j2j1.27.0…0.0…1ac.1.tMctD0Wk1YY#hl=en&tbo=d&site=imghp&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=+juergen+teller+charlotte+rampling+2013&oq=+juergen+teller+charlotte+rampling+2013&gs_l=img.12…40073.40073.2.43855.1.1.0.0.0.0.77.77.1.1.0…0.0…1c.1.PZQplEqYzNE&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.41524429,d.d2k&fp=c0b5622a6dbc1bf4&biw=1163&bih=666

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