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About Those Tesco Beef Burgers

About Those Tesco Beef Burgers

Tesco Beef Burgers found to contain Irish horsemeat pig & traces of Shergar - New packaging every little horse funny image dna apologises Lidl Aldi Iceland

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  1. They must be pretty special. The actually found MEAT in them.

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  2. I am horse with laughter…

    Of course, people don’t realise that ‘100% beef’ actually means ‘made from every little bit of the cow we can get our hands on’ including the bits you really wouldn’t want to know are in there!

    I’d rather have a nice lean horse steak any day.

    The French eat horse meat all the time, and look what it’s done for them! OK – bad example, but you get my drift ;-)

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  3. They gave me the trots!

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  4. Yers, apparently the Shergar content is too high, according to some nannying health authority or other. And I’ve been wondering where those St. Leger Steaks end up ..

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  5. I think the “My Lidl Pony” is the best one out of all the horse jokes.

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    • There are quite a few jokes now jockeying for position, SBML.

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      • I think it’s time to reign in this malarkey…

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        • Agree MD. Shurely it can’t go on furlong now …

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          • Privatise the BBC

            This affected Tesco’s shire price earlier, is it now stable?

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  6. I use to work for City Meats wholesalers in Hordsley, Shropshire. Our main client was Sainsburys. To make shit meat look like good meat(mince in the main) we used to hold a bag of blood (cows) over the mincer whilst mincing the meat. A couple of litres would be dripped in as the meat was minced. Hey presto you’re led to believe it was 95% lean because of the colour. Other actions involved changing the dates, mixing in hocks, shins and tongue. It was the norm and don’t tell me they stopped when I left. Enjoy the shepherds pie folks

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  7. Tesco beefburgers? Just say neigh!

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  8. OK, so there’s been a bit of a fuss over some Tesco beefbugers.

    But you ought to try their meatballs — they’re the dog’s bollocks!

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    • Can we drop these awful puns please, chaps? It ill-behooves a noteworthy blog such as this.

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