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Bye bye, Bennie

Bye bye, Bennie – A Guest post by Dioclese

Thousands of people flooded into St Peter’s square to say goodbye, and make sure Pope Benedict XVI didn’t change his mind about resigning…

Fuck The Pope Bye Bye, Bennie

Before he spoke, Benedict was driven around the square in the ‘Popemobile’ – at one point stopping so the 85-year-old could kiss a baby. Old habits die hard.

The emotional crowd, toting banners saying “Fuck Off!” jammed the piazza to bid farewell to Benedict at his final general audience – the appointment he has kept each week to tell the Catholic faithful what to do. In his final address he told the hushed crowd not to be concerned. He was definitely going! A cheer broke out at this point.

The outgoing pope said that his papacy had undergone ‘difficult times’ – seen by many as an understatement.

Pope Benedict told the 50,000-strong crowd he was not “coming down from the Cross”, but would remain in the service of the Church through prayer as long as they paid him a nice pension, gave him a palace to live in and made sure he didn’t have to leave the Vatican to be arrested.

To many this seemed a fair price for seeing the back of him. God resisted the temptation to send another thunderbolt because of possible collateral damage.

Dioclese

 

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11 comments

  1. Single Acts of Tyranny

    Genuinely great satire.

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  2. A diabolical religion, I reckon. The more I find out about the goings on within the Catholic church the less I like it. The biggest victims are the Catholics themselves, of course. I feel genuinely sorry for the poor cunts. And the Pope? Seems like a nice bloke on the face of it, but really and truly just another slimy perv with his hand down some young boy’s pants.

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    • From what I’ve read it is not the “poor cunts” for which one should feel sorry, but the “poor anuses”.

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  3. Saw a photo of old Benny with Mrs. Cameron’s little boy and in a blinding flash of epiphany noticed that “Pope Benedictus” is an anagram of “Pope beside Cunt”. I mean, how bloody good is that? :-))

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  4. Fuck the Pope… and the Real IRA!

    Well. it’s only fair.

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  5. Truth be told, the poor guy could not hack the blackmail coming from from satanyahu & his mossad, about the goings on of the senior boys in the Vatican, in “gay” Rome. No you know why satanyahu was the first to “praise” him !

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  6. Now let’s await the new one.

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  7. It is with great regret that I shall now not get the opportunity to pen “Ratshitter Rap 3 – Rise of the machine”

    Still, there’s always “Ratshitter Salvation”

    Ok – that’s enough Arnigrams!

    http://dioclese.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/ratshitter-rap-2-judgement-day.html

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  8. This has really cheered me up. Brilliantly written. One to remember for a long time. Well done Dioclese.

    But…….why do intelligent people truly believe this utter bollocks called Religion? Perhaps its the same people that vote Labour/ Tory or that other lot? What a strange world we live in.

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    • Thanks. I wish people would put such nice comments on my own blog instead of waiting ’til I help out on someone else’s ;-0

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