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Chris Huhne Mockery

Many thanks to Street Worm for sending in this excellent piece of Chris Huhne photoshop mockery … with apologies to Stephen King :

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The gift that keeps on giving. More Chris Huhne mockery, motoring or otherwise, is available here, here, here, here and here. Incidentally, the maximum sentence for perverting the course of justice is life imprisonment. However, the normal prison sentence for penalty points avoidance, and the subsequent lies about who was driving at the time, is between 6 and 12 months.

Bring it on!

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  1. That’s a cracker Max / Street Worm.

    Also, your link to old postings rekindled the amusement generated by that twat.

    Everyone forgives Huhne for marrying Vicky; be he became the embodiment of the Specsavers Tag-Line for getting his leg over “Wendolene“.

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  2. “Incidentally, the maximum sentence for perverting the course of justice is life imprisonment”

    If only – The bastard will probably get a few months and be out in no time….

    Amazing that his highly paid legal team have been doing their damnedest to string this out, then tried to get the case dismissed because it had happened years ago!

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    • AFAIK, the maximum sentence for this offence is 7 years, not life, not that the cunt will do more than 7 months in all probability. Still, enough time hopefully for the blokes on the wing to rebore his arsehole (but he’ll no doubt enjoy that anyway, the dirty cunt).

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  3. I notice that the Liberal Democrats are going to welcome this Criminal Scumbag back into the Party after the sentence has been served,…… no questions asked. Well……… What a surprise!
    The tally of MPs who are ex-cons, sexual perverts, financial fraudsters, including the continuing and unrelenting fiddling of expenses, mass philanderers and child molesters keeps rising, and putting Bills through Parliament that were not even mentioned in the Manifesto, and therefore have no mandate from the British (speaking loosely, as I think only about 40% of people in this Country are actually British) people, running this Country ” will” want our Vote at the next Election.
    Guess What? Go spin on It, Arseholes. I think UKIP really will have the opportunity to nail it next time. Surely the Voting Public cannot be as sheepish as the idiots that rule this joke of a Country. No wonder we are the laughing stock of Europe and the World. Cameron is pathetic and must go. NOW !
    I am absolutely furious at this Vote today. Morons. Perhaps I will be able to marry my Dog, or have 3 in my marriage. I am seriously going to write to my MP and ask if I can. Don`t be surprised if the answer is Yes, I will keep you informed.

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    • I fear you’ll have to change your “moniker” after that (entirely understandable) outburst…

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    • You’re dead right, CS. Filthy fucking bastards, they’ll be legalising bestiality next just like you say. Or you want to marry a corpse? No problem! Equality for necrophiles!
      If there is a positive side to this outrage, it is that it must surely be obvious to even the thickest, dribbling, nose-picking voter that party distinctions are all bogus; they’re all the fucking same shower of treasonous, lefty shit – just under different flags. Like someone once said, if voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.

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    • Its the gaju alliance, stupid ! Agent Cameron needs to muster enough votes to take us into war and the Hershey Highway is the only road leading to Jerusalem !

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  4. After this Vote with no mandate, perhaps the Tories can now get back to the serious task of RUINING the Country. God help us if the other lot get in, they backed it almost unanimously. I fear for this Country. Perhaps Sharia Law is the answer ! I cannot believe I wrote that.

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  5. Would U Believeit

    It has just been revealed that this lying excuse for a public servant bought a £600 IPad on expenses days before eventually admitting his guilt and gets to keep it. What a bloody country

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  6. Chris’s Undies Needing Thorough Scrubbing.

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  7. Chris Uhn Needs Temple Shot.

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