I’ve decided to have a food flavoured (sic) theme this week. But first, if we get any more Global Warming this winter, you might want to invest in a pair of these:
Now imagine the complaints there would be if a UK company operated trucks with this sort of sign-writing on the back:
One truck driver who didn’t exactly have an “Eggscellent” day:
Don’t laugh – it’s no yolk…
The suppliers of genuine beef are doing a roaring trade at the moment. I don’t know if Iced Tea goes well with meat, but at least this brand is naturally flavoured:
You’ll want some herbs to season the beef:
How about a Tuna sandwich as well?
Then chew a piece of gum to remove all the “fishy” bits from your teeth…
Do make sure that food preparation areas are properly cleaned before use…
And if your going for a “peace”? afterwards please be careful (and watch out for the pedants)…
Be sure to check your equipment:
Finally, wash your hands:
Then this lady won’t mind you getting closer:
Is this her daughter?
I bought a Valentine’s Day card for everyone at our local Tourette’s Society.
It’s the thought that cunts.
I had a dream last night … I was getting a blow job off the blonde one out of Abba.
It would have been great except for his beard being rough on my balls.
Medical researchers have just announced that they have discovered a new illness which has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect and has no known cure. Fortunately no cases have been reported yet.
I’m sure Bucko will have some music or films to keep you entertained after wading through this rubbish…