A mainly vehicle themed edition of Friday Funnies this week.
This should strike a chord with all of you – the times I wished I had a set of illegally high powered reversing lights (with a concealed manual switch)….
Not that it would bother the driver of this vehicle…
Dazzle THIS learner driver and it would probably be the last thing you ever did!
Then we have crap parking:
And a flat tyre in Alaska…
After that here’s some tits, arse, and high heels – Oh, and a car…
Now a couple of WTF entries – firstly a Helica propeller driven car from the 1920′s:
This weird contraption was (apparently) capable of 85mph, but god knows how the driver kept it on the road or stopped in a hurry – it had REAR wheel steering, a pair of puny drum brakes on the front wheels, and no engine braking to speak of…
This next photo is by no means unusual (certainly to anyone involved in car repairs), and shows how a brake disc can end up when the driver never has the vehicle serviced (and must also be totally deaf):
The auto factor I used to get my car parts from had a “Wall Of Shame” with similar examples…
I think it’s the wrong time of the month for my Sat-Nav.
I pulled up to a junction today and the female voice said, “You can either turn left, or you can turn right, I couldn’t give a fuck.”
To finish off, a complete change of subject (from Joe Public).
A picture paints a thousand words ?
The New Government Symbol
THE GOVERNMENT’S NEW
SYMBOL IS THAT OF A
Because it more accurately reflects the
government’s political stance….
A condom allows for inflation,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of dicks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you’re actually being screwed !
I feel like a stiff drink now, but……
P.S. I apologise for the tawdry layout of Joe’s piece – simply copy ‘n pasting from an email leads to problems with formatting, and I can’t be arsed to convert to it plain text, paste, then fuck about with text size and colour again…