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Friday Funnies by Microdave

Sorry for the late posting, but real life has got in the way. I would love to say more, but it would give too much away. Suffice to say NEVER, EVER buy anything over the internet before reading ALL the small print, including the terms & conditions…

In view of this I haven’t the time or enthusiasm to assemble my usual fare, but Joe Public sent in a selection which helped me choose some suitable material. Here follows some unfortunate book titles.

How to succeeed without a Penis

But don’t try….

Wagners Ring Funnies

It could mean this (or nearly):

Poo

I may have used this one before?

Make your own Sex Toys

Then you can try…

Sex In A Tent

Ah, I see you’ve been there for a long time…

Still Stripping

Not this sort of stripping:

Masturbate

Chop his bollocks off, I say…

Castration

Clearly, Rover doesn’t think it’s a good idea:

Goodbye Testicles Funnies

After that, I’m not sure I want to continue my current existence – maybe it’s time to cross over to the “Other Side”…

Sex In The Afterlife

Ah, but I’ll need to get there, first:

Suicide

Guess I’ll be needing one of these…

Fancy Coffins

But with my luck I will probably get “there” thanks to the experiments of someone like Caratacus, who I believe likes blowing things up.

Practical Pyromaniac

He (like me) undoubtedly feels this way:

Illegal Funnies

MD

 

 

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4 comments

  1. Sorry to hear about that – it takes the shine off the week, doesn’t it? Still, you’ve assembled a good lot here today.

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  2. With absolutely superb timing, Book 1 and yesterday’s Beeb report !

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  3. “Suffice to say NEVER, EVER buy anything over the internet before reading ALL the small print, including the terms & conditions…”

    Let me guess – the internet lady you arranged to meet Thailand, is actually a ladyboy? And (s)he’s non-refundable??

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  4. Well done Dave (and JP). Yet another thoroughly chortleworthy assortment! :-D

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