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Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to Friday Funnies. The good news is that Nigel Evans has been cleared of all charges at Preston Crown Court of buggering young men. The bad news is that he can now re-enter Parliament and continue buggering the country. In response, this Dutch restaurant is considering setting up a franchise in the HOC… From the reports of “Dirty Deeds” ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Let’s see if this new laptop will keep working long enough to post Friday Funnies… I followed a car this evening with a bumper sticker saying, “I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.” It was then I realised how many fucking gynaecologists there are on the road I wonder what his/her parking abilities are like? Why ... Read More »

The Only Answer: Self-Government

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Apologies for the site downtime over the last 24 hours or so – apparently the hosts tried to move the server, but chose to wrap it in brown paper and send it through the post… Some of you may remember that regular commenter “Earwig” promised to submit his ideas for alternative government. Well here they are: The Only Answer: Self-Government ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave – Updated

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Here we go with Friday Funnies once more – I’m still having “tech” issues, so no promises what this is going to look like. I think I’ve found the answer to my cooking difficulties: Mr Ramsay is known for his temper (I’m no better), so it’s probably just as well I haven’t got married… What isn’t clear is HOW she ... Read More »

Open Thread 24-03-2014

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This weeks Open Thread for your discussions. When I get a moment (later) I’ll move the non relevant comments from last weeks Friday Funnies here. MD Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Another hastily compiled edition of Friday Funnies  this week, I’m afraid. I’m still battling technology: Even “old tech” isn’t trouble free… This was sent in by George Silver: Never fear – I know just the man to fix this minor problem… Let’s hope he keeps it in his pants (at least when in public): “Lewd Behaviour” – Hmmm, spit or ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Sorry for the late posting, but real life has got in the way. I would love to say more, but it would give too much away. Suffice to say NEVER, EVER buy anything over the internet before reading ALL the small print, including the terms & conditions… In view of this I haven’t the time or enthusiasm to assemble my ... Read More »

Open Thread 10/03/2014

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Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Apologies for the hasty nature of this weeks Friday Funnies, but I have an urgent appointment at my friends chicken farm – to carry out some maintenance work, you understand…. A couple of topical entries, the first related to the current scaremongering about too much sugar in our diets: This just in from the Winter Olympics in Sochi – C/O ... Read More »

Climate Week 2014

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I hope you’re all looking forward to this years “Climate Week” – I know I am.  By which I mean it will give me yet another chance to rant and rage at the utter stupidity of this pointless, but apparently well funded, campaign. It was set up in 2010 by one Kevin Steele, who according to his Linkedin profile doesn’t ... Read More »

Open Thread 03-03-2014

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Friday Funnies by Microdave

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I start Friday Funnies with a shock revelation – well known blogger Leg Iron is really a woman… Either that or he’s got a serious case of “Moobs” Is that computer behaving itself? I suppose it could be worse – someone changes your screensaver, then disables the keyboard: Even the good old postal service isn’t immune from problems… Time to ... Read More »

Tax – Nothing has changed

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Hardly a day passes without someone complaining about the Tax Man demanding money with menaces – Ken Frost has enough material to run a blog solely devoted to their incompetence.  His latest post opens with this: The TaxFaculty has urged people not to be afraid to complain to HMRC about problems, and goes on to advise that people should also ... Read More »

Open Thread 24/02/2014

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