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Luciana Berger Smoking At Westminster

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Here is a picture of the Labour MP and Shadow Health Minister Luciana Berger smoking within the grounds of Westminster. I wonder if she has ever smoked in her car? Here is what she had to say, on her website, with regard to the House of Commons vote on banning smoking in cars with children present. Comments are closed there, ... Read More »

Open Thread 25/11/13

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Sorry folks, a bit late with this weeks Open Thread. To get the ball rolling, am I the only one who has slightly different views on “body image” than the majority of people, particularly when it comes to Rebecca Adlington?  The Olympic Gold Medalist has found herself rather out of her depth in the world of reality TV, bursting into tears ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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“Get your hip done” they all said – “It will change your life”.  Well they weren’t wrong – I’m in more pain now than before the operation, and even getting 4 hours sleep in one go is a distant memory. Like I said – if only there was some way to eliminate the recovery period. Obviously I’m expecting too much ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by “Bionic” Dave

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Oh well, here I am again – slowly coming to terms with a nice bit of gun shaped steel in place of my upper femur, and a polythene cup cemented into the hip bone.  The week’s been a roller coaster of worries and emotions – after arriving at the hospital at 7:30 on Monday I was soon seen by the ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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You’ll be pleased to know that I have a bumper selection for your delectation today. That’s the good news…..the bad news is there may not be a Friday Funnies next week (or possibly for a couple of weeks) as muggins here is due under the surgeons knife to have a new hip joint fitted. Should you think I’m just trying ... Read More »

In Good Hands…

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You may already have seen this, so apologies if it isn’t news.  Our wonderful Queen has made a remarkably quick recovery from the stomach bug she went down with the other day, and has clearly beeen in good hands. No doubt she was keen to get back to work “serving” her subjects, and rather than spending a week with her ... Read More »

Keep Taking the Tablets

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Keep Taking the Tablets – A Guest post by Flaxen Saxon What is it about the word ‘alternative’ that lends undue respectability to the words that follow? For example we have ‘Alternative Energy’, ‘Alternative Lifestyle’ and of course, ‘Alternative Medicine’. The word ‘alternative’ confers a patina of respectability to concepts that are often found wanting if only we are prepared ... Read More »

Ask Saxon Agony Uncle

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By virtue of the fact that I attended a two day First Aid Course (failed) back in 1974 I’m frequently probed, in the ‘Boiler Makers End’, Smethwick, about penile health late on a Saturday night. The more adventurous, and tormented souls, suitably imbued and fortified by ‘Holden’s Best Ale’, sidle up to me in the urinal stalls giving graphic demonstration ... Read More »

Ask Saxon Agony Uncle

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Dear Uncle Saxon You seem a worldly-wise old cove Mr Saxon and I would like your help on a matter very close to my heart, or lions, depending how you look at it. Having attained the tender age of 30 I feel there is something missing from my otherwise hectic life. This is very hard for me to put into ... Read More »

Ask Saxon Agony Uncle

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Today, Uncle Saxon has decided to share his treasured opinions between two very troubled readers and dispense pearls of wisdom, and intersperse shafts of light, into lives full of darkness and despair. Dear Uncle Saxon, My boyfriend says that for my birthday he is going to give me a pearl necklace. I’m a little worried about where he will find the ... Read More »

Ask Saxon Agony Uncle

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Uncle Saxon’s post Christmas special Oh, my fucking aching head………. Dear Uncle Saxon This morning I awoke with an epic hangover. It felt as if an extended family of East European gypsies had taken up residence in my head. Can you suggest a sure-fire cure that also evicts gypsies? I don’t want to suffer like this again. Furthermore, the gypsies ... Read More »

Ask Saxon Agony Uncle

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Uncle Saxon’s Sexual Health Special As a chronic alcoholic I’m often accosted by complete strangers whilst walking home from the pub, and asked about sexual health. Generally I mumble incoherently and lurch off into the darkness … Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD’s) affect and blight the lives of up to 10% of our youth today. The social stigma and shame should ... Read More »

Ask Saxon Agony Uncle Christmas Special

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Welcome to the Ask Saxon Agony Uncle Christmas Prostate Special! Ho, fucking, Ho! ‘Tis the season when a mature man’s thoughts turn to prostate health. Over the years I’ve often been asked about prostate health. Yet men are, in general, woefully ignorant about this small, but very important organ. Today, I’m about to remove the veil of ignorance that covers ... Read More »

Ask Saxon Agony Uncle

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A vegan virgin? What the hell is that all about then? Read on, as Max Farquar’s resident Agony Uncle insensitively dispenses his pearls of wisdom in answer to a sensitive and personal matter. Dear Mr Saxon, I solicit your advice on a sensitive and personal matter. I’m to be married in two weeks and would like your opinion on the ... Read More »

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