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Friday Funnies by Microdave

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As you may have noticed, the site was down again earlier this week, and it currently looks different. The sidebars seem to have migrated to the bottom, and I’m not going to try and reposition them for fear of buggering things up completely.  Let’s see if I can manage to post another Friday Funnies before something else goes wrong, or ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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This week Friday Funnies begins with a simple quiz – can you guess who this fun loving chap is: Good taste in smut – I’m sure I have that copy of Mayfair somewhere… Certainly likes his drink! Answers later. After a good few drinks (or in my case, a plate of Heinz Beanz) one of these could be fun: When ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to the first Friday Funnies of 2015. If I had been arsed to do a post last week these would have been slightly more topical, but that’s life… Shops Expected To Clear Remaining Shite From Shelves As Husbands Begin Shopping Like this (probably): Is that why so many p0rn stars cry out “Oh God” during their, ahem, “performances”? Some ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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This weeks Friday Funnies is the last before Christmas, and next Friday being Boxing Day, it may also be the last this year. As I’m always the unfortunate one who has to do all the driving, I certainly won’t be feeling “merry” like the rest of you fuckers, and probably won’t be in the mood for any posting next week, ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another Friday Funnies.   First God tells us to go forth and multiply, Then he tells us not to commit adultery, Then a virgin gives birth to his son. I really don’t think he has a fucking clue what he’s talking about. Now, for a “must-have” Christmas present: I give you the “Flying Fuck” The use of drones ... Read More »

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Welcome to another Friday Funnies. Our freedoms are being eroded bit by bit – the latest is covered by LegIron this week. I suppose I shouldn’t make light of this, but there’s precious little good news these days, and noting Leggy’s observations that under 18’s can see whatever they like, here goes: Barbie might be OK doing that, but “grown-up’s” ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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“Black Friday Edition” Yes – I know it’s not Friday… Apparently the sever got put in the Black Friday sale, and as if that wasn’t bad enough the fcuking hosting company managed to save a corrupt backup. Sooooo the latest post you can access on Max Farquar is the Open Thread from November the 17th. Although I have images and ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Firstly, apologies to anyone having trouble with the site yesterday, and thanks to Random Anonymous Crank for getting in touch about it. Apparently the server threw a wobbly, and “lost” some files, including the pictures from last weeks Funnies. Despite a valiant effort, our tech support couldn’t get them back, so I re-uploaded them last night. Let’s see what happens ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

Sorry for the late (and rather hasty) posting this week. Lack of enthusiasm and things to do, I’m afraid. Talking of apologies, it seems I am not alone… And someone in need of a custom “Sorry” card: Let’s see what your collective minds make of the next two: Some Apple related entries – early Macs only had single core processors… ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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It’s Friday, and time for more Funnies. It’s also that time of year: To discourage the “Trick or Treaters”I’m thinking of printing it out to hang across the drive. Here’s another way: There’s now a UK version of Storage Hunters on TV. How long before they come across a container full of illegal immigrants? Politics doesn’t often raise a larf, ... Read More »

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It’s Friday Funnies once more, and Joe Public has been in touch. It seems his marriage may be in trouble – apparently his wife has given him a suggestion for a Christmas present: I think he should get his own back… And the kids can help, as well: It’s down here: And if that doesn’t work, a nice romantic gesture ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another edition of Friday Funnies. I saved £463 on my car insurance today. Now I’ve just got to hope that I don’t get pulled over in the next 12 months. Have you ever felt like this? This should cheer you up: Or if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, and have more space: The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome, once more. Before getting started I am going to get a few things off my chest. This weekly collection of pictures, jokes and other material is described as “Funny”. Granted, some don’t always agree, but nonetheless, the general idea is to put a smile on your faces (and mine). So from now on I’m going to insist that comments ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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To start Friday Funnies this week, here is a simple questionnaire: Whilst “The Fappenning” rattles on, the small matter of security seems appropriate… I wonder if my bank will let me access my account so easily?   Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.“Johnny, if there were five birds ... Read More »

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