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Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Sorry for the late posting of Friday Funnies this week, but I couldn’t stop laughing at the news that Alex Salmond has quit. This seems to have affected him rather badly: He’s not the only one suffering… What was that George Silver was saying about vote rigging?   Yesterday was a unique day in Scotland’s history. The vast majority of ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies.  I’m having “tech” issues again… Missing a TV program is annoying, but having my banking compromised would be much worse: Some people are never satisfied… He should have gone to his local frozen food store: You might need to look closely at this picture – on the left hand side… I’m not entirely sure ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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This weeks Friday Funnies kicks off with the much talked about “leak” ~ “hack” ~ “theft” (choose which you think is most appropriate) of pictures showing an assortment of starlets is various stages of undress: As one of those sad, lonely people, I can confirm the veracity of that observation…(allegedly). She isn’t the only TV star to have been caught ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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“Better Late Than Never” edition. James Higham has a semi regular spot at his place featuring “Wimmin on Bikes”. Last week he posted this picture: Which may, or may not be construed as funny, depending on your point of view. I found a couple of GIF’s which continue in the same vein: The second is either 1) a damn good ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Apologies for the scrappy nature of this weeks Friday Funnies, but I’m having trouble finding things. Thank heavens I wasn’t in the bog: I’m not the only one who’s concerned… I guess the move wouldn’t concern one group of people, though:   Scottish Health Ministry warns against eating raw Mars Bars Scottish Health ministry officials today issued an urgent report ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Friday Funnies kicks off this week with a public service announcement: I can think of several arseholes round here who fit that category. Now a private announcement…   FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. A supermarket appears to be selling “Black” ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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To start Friday Funnies this week here’s a timely reminder: And to follow, another warning: Particularly relevant to anybody who’s purchased the following book (click image for the Amazon link): Feeling REALLY brave? – Try this: (click for link) But if you’re going to play with someone else’s parts it could be the last thing you do… Three gay men ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Back again. To start with here’s one for Leggy & Bucko: I’ve been trying to convince Wiggy that you have to induce a voltage before you will get current flowing. If only there was a nice, simple, picture like this one to help: Sorry, Wiggy, but I just couldn’t resist… The above post was obviously made by an ammeter This ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Something topical to start this weeks Friday Funnies: New video has emerged showing the inside of the Costa Concordia cruise ship which has been refloated after sinking two and a half years ago. It shows two Scotsmen still waiting for their change at a bar. The Beatles were lying to us all those years ago… To go with the Chicken ... Read More »

Farady Funnies by Microdave

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Just a little play on words there, seeing as how I’m trying to edjurkate some of you lot in matters electrical. This is probably past its sell by date, but I either delete it or use it… I can’t imagine many youngsters visiting this establishment: Now pay attention, this is important… With built in shock absorbers, this lady obviously jumped ... Read More »

John Bercow Sex Symbol

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John Bercow sex symbol? Who started that ugly rumour?   . Oh. Apparently it was his wife, Sally ‘bed sheet’ Bercow.   Bonking ‘I dwarf my husband’ Bercow reckons that her hunky-hubby’s high profile as Squeaker Speaker of the House of Commons makes him more likely to give the laydees a wide-on. However short-arse John said that “I’m not at ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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No more farting in this weeks Friday Funnies – it’ll be very dull & boring: We don’t want any accidents… Certainly not this sort: But maybe this would be O.K? By the look of things, even simple gardening tasks COULD be dangerous… Julia M posted earlier this week about another taxpayer funded crazy scheme in Sarfend – she was complaining ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Two weeks back Friday Funnies was “childish”. And so is this edition, but for a different reason. I need to “blow off” a build up of pressure. Exactly what is causing this, I’m not telling… Leggy posted about Large Arses yesterday, and quoted a health busybody claiming that “Obesity is preventable, but current policies aren’t working”. He got the second ... Read More »

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