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Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to Friday Funnies.  This week you find me in a really good mood – just like this guy: I lied, I’m more like this (slightly) agitated chap… Amazing how some of the comments seem surprised he has “Anger Management” issues! – 10 minutes driving around these parts has me doing exactly the same. Still, things could be worse… There ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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It’s Friday Funnies time once more – if you need to go to the loo you’d better make it quick: Obviously someone wasn’t happy shopping there… You can’t even leave without falling foul of the pranksters: But you really should follow sensible hygiene practices before going for a meal… After an examination you’ll probably need a drink, but if your ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

Another apology for last weeks absence – I logged on with the intention of putting something together, but couldn’t bring myself to do a decent job. After nearly 4 years of weekly Funnies, with only a handful of breaks, I’m beginning to lose my enthusiasm, so don’t be surprised if it happens again. Alternatively, I may be trying to fool ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another Friday Funnies. And not just across the street… Signs in the street: You’ll be glad you went… Just try and avoid being “touched” literally: Some people put far more effort into their weird and wonderful parking attempts… Of course, there used to be a simple answer to all this: I’ve only seen a few flurries of snow ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another Friday Funnies. I’m not making any predictions about what might happen this time around – I don’t want to get caught out: It turns out the “Potentially Historic Blizzard” was nowhere near as bad as had been forecast. That’s not to say that it isn’t a bit chilly in places… “Ass Ready”??? Here you go: That should ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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As you may have noticed, the site was down again earlier this week, and it currently looks different. The sidebars seem to have migrated to the bottom, and I’m not going to try and reposition them for fear of buggering things up completely.  Let’s see if I can manage to post another Friday Funnies before something else goes wrong, or ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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This week Friday Funnies begins with a simple quiz – can you guess who this fun loving chap is: Good taste in smut – I’m sure I have that copy of Mayfair somewhere… Certainly likes his drink! Answers later. After a good few drinks (or in my case, a plate of Heinz Beanz) one of these could be fun: When ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to the first Friday Funnies of 2015. If I had been arsed to do a post last week these would have been slightly more topical, but that’s life… Shops Expected To Clear Remaining Shite From Shelves As Husbands Begin Shopping Like this (probably): Is that why so many p0rn stars cry out “Oh God” during their, ahem, “performances”? Some ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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This weeks Friday Funnies is the last before Christmas, and next Friday being Boxing Day, it may also be the last this year. As I’m always the unfortunate one who has to do all the driving, I certainly won’t be feeling “merry” like the rest of you fuckers, and probably won’t be in the mood for any posting next week, ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another Friday Funnies.   First God tells us to go forth and multiply, Then he tells us not to commit adultery, Then a virgin gives birth to his son. I really don’t think he has a fucking clue what he’s talking about. Now, for a “must-have” Christmas present: I give you the “Flying Fuck” The use of drones ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another Friday Funnies. Our freedoms are being eroded bit by bit – the latest is covered by LegIron this week. I suppose I shouldn’t make light of this, but there’s precious little good news these days, and noting Leggy’s observations that under 18’s can see whatever they like, here goes: Barbie might be OK doing that, but “grown-up’s” ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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“Black Friday Edition” Yes – I know it’s not Friday… Apparently the sever got put in the Black Friday sale, and as if that wasn’t bad enough the fcuking hosting company managed to save a corrupt backup. Sooooo the latest post you can access on Max Farquar is the Open Thread from November the 17th. Although I have images and ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Firstly, apologies to anyone having trouble with the site yesterday, and thanks to Random Anonymous Crank for getting in touch about it. Apparently the server threw a wobbly, and “lost” some files, including the pictures from last weeks Funnies. Despite a valiant effort, our tech support couldn’t get them back, so I re-uploaded them last night. Let’s see what happens ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

Sorry for the late (and rather hasty) posting this week. Lack of enthusiasm and things to do, I’m afraid. Talking of apologies, it seems I am not alone… And someone in need of a custom “Sorry” card: Let’s see what your collective minds make of the next two: Some Apple related entries – early Macs only had single core processors… ... Read More »


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