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		<title>Roy Hodgson Unveils Politically Correct England Football Squad For Euro 2012</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/roy-hodgson-football-squad-euro-2012-championships/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/roy-hodgson-football-squad-euro-2012-championships/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Broken Britain]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[england]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[euro 2012]]></category>
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		<title>When Merkel Meets Hollande</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/when-merkel-meets-hollande/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/when-merkel-meets-hollande/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 09:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[EUSSR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[eurozone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hollande]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you combine Angela Merkel and François Hollande, you end up with a perfect portmanteau that neatly sums up the state of the European Union and the Eurozone. Merde. How very European. EXCLUSIVE :You can read the full transcript of the first Merde meeting HERE. Possibly ;-)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Front Page Of The Sun Rebekah Brooks Charged Plus Free Panini Stickers</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/front-page-of-the-sun-rebekah-brooks-charged/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/front-page-of-the-sun-rebekah-brooks-charged/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 23:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Broken Britain]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baffled]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charlie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[front page]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[LOL]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[rebekah brooks]]></category>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Leveson Inquiry The Musical</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/leveson-inquiry-the-musical-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/leveson-inquiry-the-musical-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 08:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Broken Britain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inquiry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leveson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the musical]]></category>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Grexit</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/grexit-greek-exit-eurozone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/grexit-greek-exit-eurozone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 18:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[EUSSR]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[euro]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[exit]]></category>
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		<title>Fire In Williams F1 Team Garage</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/williams-f1-team-fire-garage-pits/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/williams-f1-team-fire-garage-pits/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 17:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[explosion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[F1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grand prix]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[smoke]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A major fire has broken out in the Williams F1 Team garage shortly after they began celebrating their Spanish Grand Prix win in Barcelona. A KERS related issue is thought to be the cause after a witnesses described an explosion at the rear of the garage, in the area where the fuel was stored. Neighbouring garages included those of Caterham,<br /><span class="read_more"><a href="http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/williams-f1-team-fire-garage-pits/">Read more...</a></span>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Child Grooming</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/a-definition-child-grooming/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/a-definition-child-grooming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 12:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Broken Britain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[child]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[definition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grooming]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Back in the day when I was a wet behind the ears kid, clickers on my bicycle wheels and a pocket full of marbles, this was the popular definition of child grooming &#8230; &#8230; when I just used to sit back, close my eyes and think of Johnny Morris doing those funny voices on Animal Magic. How times have changed.<br /><span class="read_more"><a href="http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/a-definition-child-grooming/">Read more...</a></span>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>About That Archbishop Cranmer Advert</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/archbishop-cranmer-coalition-for-marriage-advert-asa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/archbishop-cranmer-coalition-for-marriage-advert-asa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 12:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Broken Britain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Free Speech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[archbishop cranmer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[his grace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[persecuted]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[same sex marriage]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.maxfarquar.com/?p=8570</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It appears that the advocation of opposite sex marriage is against the law. Just ask ask His Grace, Archbishop Cranmer. The blogger is currently being persecuted by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) for displaying an &#8216;offensive and homophobic&#8217; advert on his blog. The advert was produced for the Coalition for Marriage and you can still see it being proudly displayed<br /><span class="read_more"><a href="http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/archbishop-cranmer-coalition-for-marriage-advert-asa/">Read more...</a></span>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>56</slash:comments>
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		<title>Microdave&#8217;s Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/microdaves-friday-funnies-53/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/microdaves-friday-funnies-53/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 17:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Microdave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drinking]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Totty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little  kid, crying, can’t find his mother in the  supermarket. The  store attendant says ‘What does your  mother look  like?’ The kid  says “I have no  idea.” &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; (Thanks to Joe Public for putting me at risk of arrest for &#8220;hate crime&#8221;) Why can&#8217;t Simon Cowell just be honest and call it<br /><span class="read_more"><a href="http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/microdaves-friday-funnies-53/">Read more...</a></span>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rebekah Brooks At The Leveson Inquiry</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/rebekah-brooks-at-the-leveson-inquiry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/rebekah-brooks-at-the-leveson-inquiry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 08:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Broken Britain]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[david cameron]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rebekah Brooks has a full day of giving evidence at the Leveson Inquiry today and the MSM are already foaming at the mouth about text messages that were sent to her by Tony Blair and David Cameron. It&#8217;s all just tittle tattle of course and if it&#8217;s anything like yesterday, when Andy Coulson gave evidence at Leveson, it&#8217;ll be a<br /><span class="read_more"><a href="http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/rebekah-brooks-at-the-leveson-inquiry/">Read more...</a></span>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Funny Old World</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/funny-old-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/funny-old-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 17:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[laws]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.maxfarquar.com/?p=8523</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a funny old world alright &#8230; here&#8217;s a few examples that prove it : In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman&#8217;s genitals, but he is prohibited from looking<br /><span class="read_more"><a href="http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/funny-old-world/">Read more...</a></span>]]></description>
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		<title>Free Speech Dies As Blogger Gets Restraining Order For Remarks Made On Twitter</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/olly-cromwell-twitter-free-the-bexley-one/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/olly-cromwell-twitter-free-the-bexley-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 14:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Broken Britain]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[#FreeTheBexleyOne]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[c word]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It appears that free speech died today. Well, in Bexley anyway &#8230; as blogger and tweeter Olly Cromwell, who was found guilty of calling a councillor the C word on twitter, was sentenced at a court hearing in Bromley today. The judge handed out a 12 month community service order AND a 5 year restraining order against Olly Cromwell following<br /><span class="read_more"><a href="http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/olly-cromwell-twitter-free-the-bexley-one/">Read more...</a></span>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>107</slash:comments>
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		<title>Europe Day</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/europe-day-poster/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/europe-day-poster/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 13:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hang out the flags, as long as it&#8217;s the EU one and not the Union Jack of course, it&#8217;s Europe Day! So, here&#8217;s the official Max Farquar poster which has been especially commisioned for the event, at huge expense, by the tax paying public of the European union : Further opinion on this momentous occasion in celebration of a European Union united in diversity<br /><span class="read_more"><a href="http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/europe-day-poster/">Read more...</a></span>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tractorstats</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/david-cameron-nick-clegg-coalition-tractorstats/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/david-cameron-nick-clegg-coalition-tractorstats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 18:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Farquar</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Broken Britain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coalition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david cameron]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a joint appearance, ahead of the Queen&#8217;s Speech tomorrow, David Cameron and Nick Clegg confirmed their coalition marriage vows today. In a tractor factory. Gordon would be proud &#8230;]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>The National C****** Service</title>
		<link>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/the-national-c-service/</link>
		<comments>http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/the-national-c-service/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 21:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Microdave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Broken Britain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Climate]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[climate change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[global warming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socialist workers party]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.maxfarquar.com/?p=8473</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No, not what you&#8217;re thinking, there are too many asterisks, for a start! It stands for &#8220;National Climate Service&#8221;. What the hell is that, you may ask? It is one of the ideas dreamed up to help save the planet, thanks to the nice people at the Campaign against Climate Change.  In the latest crazy attempt to keep pushing the<br /><span class="read_more"><a href="http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/05/the-national-c-service/">Read more...</a></span>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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