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Rolf Harris Touchy Feely Sketches In Court

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Rolf Harris made sketches in the middle of his trial while sitting in the dock, the court heard. Making such images in court is strictly banned and is considered to be a potential contempt of court. Mr Justice Sweeney today told the jury he has ordered the drawings to be destroyed but accepted the 84-year-old entertainer and artist had acted ... Read More »

About That Max Clifford Prison Sentence of 8 Years

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So, Judge Anthony Leonard QC has determined the Max Clifford prison sentence will be a total of 8 years*. Although he is the first padeophile to be imprisoned as a result of the Jimmy Savile inspired Operation Yewtree, it’s hardly a serious punishment for the sleazy, untouchable, PR guru with a penchant for sexually abusing young girls. Having a small penis ... Read More »

Caption This : Jeremy Clarkson Statement

Jeremy Clarkson Statement

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Why Am I Not Surprised? (Updated)

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First This: “UKIP IS NOW A RACIST PARTY” That is the definition of racist humour. A white man standing up getting laughs as he makes derogatory jokes in a fake Asian accent Watch these two clips: Would Dan Hodges class them as racist? After all they were both born in the UK, and we are all evil, right? The reality ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave


Welcome to Friday Funnies once more. I told my office junior that I’d promote her if she gave me a blow job. She did, so I wrote: “Nadine gives great head” on the wall in the gent’s. I’m trying to remember why I hired her in the first place… “Breaking News” – the BBC has got a sense of humour: ... Read More »

About That Ronnie Biggs Knighthood

Ronnie Biggs Knighthood

Rumours of a Ronnie Biggs Knighthood are gathering pace tonight following the death of the 84-year-old Great Train Robber, this morning. The infamous celebrity criminal, who absconded a 30 year prison sentence, for his part in the Crime of the Century, is just one on a list of other violent criminals set to receive a posthumous knighthood. The Kray twins, ... Read More »

Open Thread 14/10/13

Sorry for the late posting – here’s another Open Thread. How about discussing the general state of things. This country is going to hell in a hand cart, yet most of the population are sitting in front of the goggle box stuffing their faces with junk food,  and buying crap they don’t need from endless shopping channels. When not doing ... Read More »

April Fool

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It’s that time of year again. Spoof stories to try and catch us out – here are a few April Fools to keep you amused: BMW have the P.R.A.M. – which might be a safer choice of transport for many of their usual customers: The Daily Mail would have us believe an Owl sanctuary have trained several of their birds ... Read More »

A better place?

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A Guest post from George Silver The World would be a better place if all people were more selfish. There. That’s the grabber. Do I hear protest? Well I shall begin. OK OK the word selfish is maybe not quite right. This gives the impression of self-centred greed, grasping and self-absorbed. What I’m searching for is more like “self-orientated.” All ... Read More »

Dumb or Dumber?


Doncaster (Robin Hood) Airport staff – Dumb or Dumber? A Guest post by Joe Public: In 2010, Paul Chambers was found guilty of sending a “menacing electronic communication”. He tweeted that he would blow up nearby Robin Hood Airport when it closed after heavy snow. Not even a trainee al-Qaeda suicide aspirant would pre-publicise such an event. Initially, Paul’s first ... Read More »

BBC – standards of journalism


A Guest post from Joe Public. “Auntie” BBC invested a fortune in wining & dining 28 so-called ‘climate experts’ to teach staff how to spread ‘Global Warming’ propaganda. One suggestion from that seminar was to get journalists to report stories with a consistent “Global Warming / Climate Change is happening’ theme. This could be achieved by either “not asking the ... Read More »

Alternative To Pub Sky Sports TV

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Hi Max What do you see on pub TV these days? Pub Sky Sports Football? The X Factor? Sky News? BBC News Channel? I’m a Celebrity Guess My Name? Britons Gone Tragic? Celebrity What’s Their Use? Fucked Up Boxing? I even saw cage fighting for the first time the other day. It reminded me of The Illustrated Karma Sutra. But ... Read More »

A Met Office Worker Writes

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Hi Max. I’d be obliged if you would post this “Cri du coeur”  from “a reader who prefers to remain anonymous” . My family is facing destitution, and I seek advice from your readers, or, Agony Uncle Saxon. Various of my relations are employed by the Met Office, DECC, CRU-UEA & the BBC. For years they’ve enjoyed a comfortable living creating ... Read More »

About That Sarah Millican

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I was just browsing that Twitter thingy and noticed that Sarah Millican was trending. Eh? Had she actually said something funny or had she announced that there was one BBC programme that she wasn’t actually appearing on? Nope. She was just trying to plug her Sarah Millican Live tour. However it appears that I’m not the only one that finds ... Read More »

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