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Friday Funnies by Microdave

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It’s Friday, and time for more Funnies. It’s also that time of year: To discourage the “Trick or Treaters”I’m thinking of printing it out to hang across the drive. Here’s another way: There’s now a UK version of Storage Hunters on TV. How long before they come across a container full of illegal immigrants? Politics doesn’t often raise a larf, ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another edition of Friday Funnies. I saved £463 on my car insurance today. Now I’ve just got to hope that I don’t get pulled over in the next 12 months. Have you ever felt like this? This should cheer you up: Or if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, and have more space: The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to another edition of Friday Funnies. Unfortunately I’ve strained my back, and have difficulty bending down to tie my shoelaces. However, help is at hand: I felt it only fair to return the favour afterwards…   I was having sex with a girl and I pulled out and came. She said, “What the fuck, I wanted you to cum ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Sorry for the late posting of Friday Funnies this week, but I couldn’t stop laughing at the news that Alex Salmond has quit. This seems to have affected him rather badly: He’s not the only one suffering… What was that George Silver was saying about vote rigging?   Yesterday was a unique day in Scotland’s history. The vast majority of ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies.  I’m having “tech” issues again… Missing a TV program is annoying, but having my banking compromised would be much worse: Some people are never satisfied… He should have gone to his local frozen food store: You might need to look closely at this picture – on the left hand side… I’m not entirely sure ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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This weeks Friday Funnies kicks off with the much talked about “leak” ~ “hack” ~ “theft” (choose which you think is most appropriate) of pictures showing an assortment of starlets is various stages of undress: As one of those sad, lonely people, I can confirm the veracity of that observation…(allegedly). She isn’t the only TV star to have been caught ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Friday Funnies kicks off this week with a public service announcement: I can think of several arseholes round here who fit that category. Now a private announcement…   FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. A supermarket appears to be selling “Black” ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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To start Friday Funnies this week here’s a timely reminder: And to follow, another warning: Particularly relevant to anybody who’s purchased the following book (click image for the Amazon link): Feeling REALLY brave? – Try this: (click for link) But if you’re going to play with someone else’s parts it could be the last thing you do… Three gay men ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Back again. To start with here’s one for Leggy & Bucko: I’ve been trying to convince Wiggy that you have to induce a voltage before you will get current flowing. If only there was a nice, simple, picture like this one to help: Sorry, Wiggy, but I just couldn’t resist… The above post was obviously made by an ammeter This ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Something topical to start this weeks Friday Funnies: New video has emerged showing the inside of the Costa Concordia cruise ship which has been refloated after sinking two and a half years ago. It shows two Scotsmen still waiting for their change at a bar. The Beatles were lying to us all those years ago… To go with the Chicken ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Two weeks back Friday Funnies was “childish”. And so is this edition, but for a different reason. I need to “blow off” a build up of pressure. Exactly what is causing this, I’m not telling… Leggy posted about Large Arses yesterday, and quoted a health busybody claiming that “Obesity is preventable, but current policies aren’t working”. He got the second ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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A very “childish” edition of Friday Funnies today… Another way of “Containing Baby”: And “Calming Baby”: “Introducing Baby To Pets”? (I suppose a camel is hardly a pet, but what the hell…) “Washing Baby” – that was always going to end in tears… Some establishments offer an inducement for good behaviour: But woe betide those who don’t take heed… No, ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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George Silver sent me this, and wondered how it would need to be changed in order to appear in the MSM: He thought something like “2 West African Gentlemen and a Borrowed Van” Whether that’s genuine sign writing or a ‘Shop Job” is open to conjecture, but I remember featuring this one from a 2011: Whilst I’m busy causing offence ... Read More »

Friday Funnies by Microdave

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Dunno about my Funnies, but the funniest thing I’ve seen over the last 24hrs was some BBC political correspondent admitting that the upsurge in UKIP votes was “A two fingered salute to the 3 main parties”  Ha! – that must have REALLY hurt for the Beeb to admit… I sent some scans of a Liebor election newsletter to Max the ... Read More »

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